Cabbage Crotch

The dank, mungy smell of ones ass crack after a day of partying in the heat. Usually occurs when attending county fairs, festivals and outdoor concerts. The smell is reminiscent of sauerkraut and/or pickled onions.

After walking around the county fair all day and getting hammered at the beer tent, George went home and immediately showered as he overwhelmingly smelled of cabbage crotch.

by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2015

Cabbage Action

A form of token protest, support or "philanthropy" requiring little or no effort or commitment on the part of the individual engaged in said action.

"I'm going to click 'like' on this Facebook update about how bad a thing global poverty is. We all need to show solidarity."

"Dude, that's nothing but cabbage action".

by CabbageActor December 5, 2010

cabbage ball

A game similar to softball or baseball. A cabbage ball is larger and softer than both a baseball and a softball. It started out as an indoor game but now you can play it outdoors too. Started out in New Orleans

Johnny and I played cabbage ball after having a few drinks, it was a blast.

by Renegade Norman September 9, 2013

cabbage roll

A cabbage roll is a rolled up bundle of paper money. A money roll.

Sherrie saw the size of his cabbage roll and knew who she was going home with that evening.

by ringmasterow January 26, 2010

Cabbage eater

Someone of reduced intelligence, usually only requiring the bare minimum nutrition to survive.

Jane: Jane like cabbage, cabbage like Jane. Nom nom nom

Jane ate the cabbage

Cabbage eaters = simple people

by Practicaldickhead August 7, 2018

cabbage pussy

A vagina that has over developed volva and looks like it could eat you

That girls pussy looks like it could eat you man carefully what you put in there she has a cabbage pussy.

by darvenspawner April 22, 2016

Cabbage Flaps

wrinkly labia that hangs out of the vagina excessively resembling boiled cabbage.

damn, you see that broads beat puss?? She had some serious cabbage flaps.

by Deedz760 May 21, 2008