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Swedish Candle 

A road flare. Derived from the fact that they look like a candle and are often used to warn other drivers of a disabled vehicle, usually a Volvo because they are so problematic. Therefore, the term Swedish Candle was invented.
My Volvo V60 broke down on the motorway so I lit some Swedish candles for safety.

Seduce My Candle 

Mostly used in sexual context, the candle being the man's thing. It is also used as a joke, by people who have candle fetishes.
Person 1: Seduce My Candle
Person 2 fucks them.

Person 1: Seduce My Candle
Person 2: DUN DUN DUNNNN
Seduce My Candle by Saenovi January 20, 2018

Jamaican Candle 

The Jamaican candle is a certain type of bong bowl Where a joint is inserted into the middle of a bong slide. then you surround the joint with roach weed of an already smoked blunt. You then light the (candle) joint, hit the bong with the joint in it, and get faded.
After one jamaican candle justin felt faded for hours upon hours.
That Jamaican candle got me fucked up said kyle.
Jamaican Candle by Tha Zanimal August 1, 2008

roman candle war

A battle that involves at least two people, that is fought using long cardboard tubes that launch balls of fire. Using roman candle in this way can be dangerous, but over all it's worth the fun.
Holy shit dude, I got the worst burn ever in that roman candle war on saturday. Oh well, it's a cool looking battle wound.

German Candle 

A racial epithet referring mainly to Jewish people.

However, it could also be referenced to the other people the Nazi's incinerated, including but not limited to political opponents, gypsies, homosexuals, handicapped persons/retards, Jehovah's Witnesses, etc.....
Adolf: "Hey Josef, the power's out again, it's cold in here"

Josef: "Don't worry Adolf, we just need to light a few German Candles to keep warm"
German Candle by Buster Heighman August 31, 2009

Ghetto Candle 

This term originated in the mean streets of Chippenham.

When you finish a can of Beer or Cider, and then fill it with a flammable substance (like deodorant) and set it on fire. The flame will rise from the hole in the top and resemble a candle.

They are the primary source of heat and light in the ghetto to keep your bros and bitches warm.
holy shit, that ghetto candle is insane
Ghetto Candle by Nippleraisin October 24, 2009