buttfuck

A term used for when you cannot find a shittier word to describe your shit situation.

What the shit Richard, how did you get us lost in the buttfuck of nowhere?

by heinzslurper July 13, 2022

Buttfuck

To rob someone

Guy 1: Yesterday i got buttfucked
Guy 2: Aww man :(

by scumfuckflowerboy December 25, 2021

walking buttfuck

Pejorative term used to describe someone who exhibits uselessness either in a specific area or in general.

At the Nets game last night, that seven-foot-tall walking buttfuck Jason Collins could not rebound if his life depended on it.

by Rufus Truthfist August 2, 2009

Buttfuck

Something they do in prison if you drop the soap, or even if you dont

1:Man did you hear larry got buttfucked in prison.

2:Man I was just trying to sleep when I got buttfucked in prison

by Billy Scott November 25, 2020

buttfuck goblin

A subset of the classic fairytale species of the Goblin, in which they partake in absurd amounts of buttfucking, or anal sex.

Watch out for those Buttfuck Goblins, they'll make you stretch for sure.

by Tillmeister September 11, 2022

Buttfucker 3000

A yoho who logs into a court Zoom meeting with the name Buttfucker 3000 who looks like a discord moderator thats ends up infuriating Judge Jeffery MIddleton into putting Buttfucker 3000 in the waiting room.

“Your name’s not “Buttfucker 3000, you yoho.” -Judge Middleton

by Hanakosmomsimp May 20, 2022

buttfuck busy

A step up from very busy or extremely busy

We were down someone at work today making it buttfuck busy

by BI6TB0NE September 14, 2019