He is the G.O.A.T. I REPEAT HE IS THE G.O.A.T! He died in a helicopter crash and made everyone on earth cry. He also played for the Lakers his entire basketball career and had the numbers 24 and 8.
Dude number 1: DUDE! DID YOU HEAR ABOUT KOBE!?
Dude number 2: Yah I did! Its AWFUL man! I made 24 shots in honor of him and I think I'm gonna wear my Bryant jersey all fucking month!
Dude number 1: YOU KNOW WHAT MAN!?!?! SAME!
Dude number 2: Yah he was so good at basketball
Dude number 1: That's Kobe Bryant
Dude number 2: Yah I did! Its AWFUL man! I made 24 shots in honor of him and I think I'm gonna wear my Bryant jersey all fucking month!
Dude number 1: YOU KNOW WHAT MAN!?!?! SAME!
Dude number 2: Yah he was so good at basketball
Dude number 1: That's Kobe Bryant
by That funny person February 01, 2020
The most badass, beautiful, amazing man. He plays amazing football and makes girls swoon on a daily basis. We will have beautiful, football dominating babies. He is mine. Back off. Romo sucks.
by GETHGFYJGYUKMIY November 11, 2013
by troutdawg May 01, 2006
by rplee824 January 27, 2020
when a guy cheats on his wife then gives her an expensive gift (preferably jewelery) so she forgets about what he did.
Man, did you hear that guy banged that bitch then started pulling a kobe bryant so his wife wouldnt get mad.
by XTDave November 21, 2006
Independant, Honest and true, Naturally smart, Warm characteristics, Trusts few
fully but with trust much is gained, Super modest, Reliable in important
situations, wonderful sense of humor, understanding, Insightfully deep and an
Intelligent thinker, Tends to end up in complicated female problems, Under-cover
mushy..rarely UNcovered, Somtimes makes-up words, is ridiculously Charming, an
overall.. just great person.
When this person turns 17 on May 9th, you probably won't even believe it since
it's just oh-so-very difficult to imagine someone so real being that young.
At first you could be worried and ask yourself if he'll change.. however, you
later realize that he's just so capable of making his own decisions that if he
does, it's only for the better.
After all, how could anyone be mad at him, his imperfections make his
personality even more attention grabbing. Plus, sometimes it's alright to be
your own age.. but it's a bit funny to see how he's aware of his adolescent
behavior the whole time..
Hopefully he'll be around for awhile, who else could talk about everything..but
nothing at the same time?
Happy Birthday Kai Bryant Huntamer.
fully but with trust much is gained, Super modest, Reliable in important
situations, wonderful sense of humor, understanding, Insightfully deep and an
Intelligent thinker, Tends to end up in complicated female problems, Under-cover
mushy..rarely UNcovered, Somtimes makes-up words, is ridiculously Charming, an
overall.. just great person.
When this person turns 17 on May 9th, you probably won't even believe it since
it's just oh-so-very difficult to imagine someone so real being that young.
At first you could be worried and ask yourself if he'll change.. however, you
later realize that he's just so capable of making his own decisions that if he
does, it's only for the better.
After all, how could anyone be mad at him, his imperfections make his
personality even more attention grabbing. Plus, sometimes it's alright to be
your own age.. but it's a bit funny to see how he's aware of his adolescent
behavior the whole time..
Hopefully he'll be around for awhile, who else could talk about everything..but
nothing at the same time?
Happy Birthday Kai Bryant Huntamer.
1) Kai Bryant Huntamer could be part of the crowd, but he just doesn't seem to
quite fit in. Who said that?
2) Isn't he the coolest kid on the block..
3) Back in August 2008, Spanish3, Period3:
-What math are you in?
+Algebra II with some ridiculous teacher.
-Hmm..me too..where do you wana study?
+Somewhere in SoCal.
-Really, weird, me too. What's one of your favorite numbers?
+Three..and I don't know but somthing else probably.
-Omg..me too!
+You know, for complete opposites, we have a lot in common..thats odd.
Yes, odd as he would put it, but still memorable.
By the way, would you like to go and study at Barnes&Noble sometime?
quite fit in. Who said that?
2) Isn't he the coolest kid on the block..
3) Back in August 2008, Spanish3, Period3:
-What math are you in?
+Algebra II with some ridiculous teacher.
-Hmm..me too..where do you wana study?
+Somewhere in SoCal.
-Really, weird, me too. What's one of your favorite numbers?
+Three..and I don't know but somthing else probably.
-Omg..me too!
+You know, for complete opposites, we have a lot in common..thats odd.
Yes, odd as he would put it, but still memorable.
By the way, would you like to go and study at Barnes&Noble sometime?
by justsmilesillyitsyourbday May 07, 2009
Kobe Bryant and his 13-year-old daughter died in a tragic helicopter accident on the morning of the 26th of January. RIP Kobe Bryant, 1978 - 2020
by Anonymous Birb January 27, 2020