Boring-ness

Boring person, place or thing. The state of being boring. For those who do not know what this is, imagine working in an office cubicle, staring at an Excel spreadsheet full of numbers and pivot tables and your job is to find the ONE number in the sheet that is missing the decimal. Drool slowly evaporates from your lips as you stare slightly teary eyed with your mouth slightly agape you are dimly aware of being in a mindset of between sleep and nausea and have a growing sense of a need to escape, but you can't. Your ass has gone numb from becoming Boring-ness.

While working in an accounting office of 100 poeple, all you can hear is the scratch of pencil and clackety clack of the keyboard, your mind slowly turns to mush as you become the embodiment of boring-ness.

by Food Science Geek Squared September 19, 2012

Boringasmic

A word to describe a situation that is completely and utterly boring.

Lisa: "Ughhh, this is so boringasmic that I've listened to almost every song on my iPod!!!"

by Cormany10 February 23, 2008

Boringator

Someone who is a boring bastard!

Concoction of the word came from the film 'The Terminator'... Terminate + or = You see where I'm going...

So when one of these guys crop up run for the hills cause all he is about is Boringatoring yo' ass up!!

"Hey John wanna grab the strap on and come sit in the hot tub wit me"

"No, Sally, I just don't think I'm ready for that stage of commitment"

^John is being a ... BORINGATOR!!!

by EMUSPAZ August 18, 2011

brozing

the condition of having extreme desire for something; more commonly referred to by cool kids as "brozin"

Having gone through a long night of playin NHL 2K6, I'm absolutely brozing for some quality sleep right now.

by U-Rex November 11, 2005

Boring

Astronomy at Western University. The intro class is absolutely mind numbing. I fantasize about sleeping in this class but it's so hot and stuffy that you can't.

Man, I sure do hate syphilis.

Yup, but it beats that boring astronomy class.

Yeah, that's why I purposefully got syphilis.

by Swag Artist April 16, 2011

broning

Spending a lazy morning with your guy friends (bros) usually after a wild, late, and eventful night.

After that crazy party, my friends and I spend our broning hungover, lying on the couch talking about all the pussy we got the night before.

by thejazzman October 27, 2011

Broing It

When a group of bros go out to a "Frat Party" but actually go into the basement of a random house, apartment, or a closet and repeatedly pleasure each other with broom sticks or beer bottles.

Bro 1: Yo you broing it tonight brah?
Bro 2: What day is it?
Bro 1: Wednesday?
Bro 2: Is Steve going?
Bro 1: Hell yeah!
Bro 2: Sty I'll bring the rolling rock and KY Jelly!

by John Dawg April 7, 2011