broke dick fountain 

Ron Whites tramatic battle with erectile disfunction.

Reacently I submitted a movie I wrote to hollywood about my battle with erectile dis function I think you will like it i call it "broke dick fountain"

-Ron White

broke dick fountain by LMxDurgex December 24, 2008

broke as bananas 

1. To be entirely out of funds; even to the point that some might argue that it's insane how out of funds you are.
2. To not only be out of funds, but to know that your next incoming paycheck will be entirely dedicated to bills.

Person 1: Wanna catch a movie?
Person 2: Nah, man. I'm broke as a joke.
Person 1: It's cool, I'll cover you and you can pay me back next time.
Person 2: Appreciate it, but I can't. I'm two months behind on rent as well. I'm broke as bananas.

broke as bananas by SuperEboy December 24, 2012

broke girl discount 

A broke girl willing to perform sexual favors for a discount (mainly looking for a 100% discount/free)

"Wendy was looking to get the broke girl discount on a ride home yesterday"

broke girl discount by IAmRose January 28, 2014

broke bread

To share, to split, to divide

"Bitch, I broke bread with you! I don't owe you nothin!"

broke bread by Unghetto December 13, 2014

Broke a robber

When someone drops a dumbbell on your eye

When Abossy was lifting he broke a robber.

Broke a robber by Redneckfarmerboy35 March 7, 2017

Broke Dick Dog 

A very bad situation that you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy. Or in this case the lowliest creature on earth. A broke-dick dog.

Dutch: Hey Billy, give me a way out of this hole. Aerial says we are cut off.

Billy: The only way outta here is that valley that leads to the east. But I wouldn't wish that on a Broke Dick Dog.

Broke Dick Dog by Marine0311 November 9, 2011

Broke the Internet 

An overly exaggerated way of saying 'you've done well' - as if to say that the internet is the most valuable thing ever. Used by the same types that say 'bro' - and 'literally' too much

like, duuuude.... you broke the internet with that prank...'

Broke the Internet by tom healey August 29, 2016