been hit with every branch of the ugly tree

some one so ugly that they look like they have been hit with every branch of the ugly tree as they fel out of it. so super ugly that their mother couldn't kiss them.

"man that guy has a face that looks like he's been hit with every branch of the ugly tree."(A really bad looking guy that you wouldnt let your worst enemy fuck!)

by samkim February 9, 2008

branch office

Where you can often find your boss or manager when s/he's supposed to be at work but isn't.

Likely to be some place like a Starbucks, or, if you're lucky, a local bar.

"Hey, where's Ted? I need to get this purchase order signed by 4:00!"

"His afternoon meeting got canceled, so he's probably at the branch office."

by seagurl May 14, 2009

branch line

comes from phrase used for a secondary rail route, which branches of the main route. most branch lines are now closed in the UK. to say some one has there own branchline means they're a loner, weird and a bit lost in the head, also can be used in almost any situation possible cause its just funny.

1)John-
''What do you think of Nicole''
Me- ''Awh shes not all ther in the head , she has her own branch line that one'

2)David- Have you seen the television remote?
Me- Havent seen it in weeks id say it has own branch line at this stage!

3) Thomas the tank engine- ''I have my own branch line ''

by mon bongo December 31, 2009

bran butts

poop with grains inside

The dog pooped bran butts.

by sandboxworld July 22, 2010

bran waves

The rolling stomach cramps caused by eating too much fiber.

Dude, that Taco Bell is giving me bran waves.

by bittersalt October 16, 2010

Bodanchor

A donut

Did you eat one of those bodanchors in the lunch room?

by NamelessKiller February 13, 2013

Bran’Jah

she the most sweetie girl the most beautiful but she wouldn’t take no s*** from you , she mean but buu kind , and she likes to fight

that Bran’Jah awww she sooo sweet , ,
But ion want get on her bad side either

by Bran'Jah January 4, 2018