Guardian of the royal bowels

Another term for a royal physician, or doctor

Found on Wikipedia’s timeline of medicine and medical technology that discusses an inscription Egyptian physician known as Iry who was also considered the eye-doctor of the palace, palace physician of the belly, and he who prepares the important medicine and knows the juices of the body.

For a non-doctor example and a similar job, see: Groom of the Stool
King Arthur: Ugh, my stomach is bothering me again.
Sir Henry: Should I call for the Guardian of the Royal Bowels then, sire?

King Arthur: Do it quickly, I don’t have all day! I have a kingdom to rule over.
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loose bowel control

Kyle : There's no brown noise!
Eric : There is!
Eric : It can make people loose bowel control.
Kyle : What is "loose bowel control"?
Eric : Oh, it's a scientific term of shitting.
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bowel eternity

Sitting on the toilet for longer than expected

An exaggeration of constipation
It felt like a bowel eternity and worst of all this was at work.
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bowel burger

jusdin samuel, please bowel burger now
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Bowel Play

A sex act where you put your penis in someone's anus, then they push it out like a turd. Can be male on male or male on female.
I heard Alex and Josh are both into bowel play.
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Bal bowel

Still not known. The most close meaning is etcetera. Can be added to complete a rhythm
Shu bjeeb ma3e ?

Jeeb m3asal, bezer, BAL BOWEL,

Kenet 2e3ed bl kowezo
3m fakir bal bowelo
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The Bowel Report

The lengthy and unwanted description of disgusting medical problems and alerts the elderly will occasionally inflict on their relatives. Lacking a polite way to beg off, one must sit through the nauseating stories of consistency, texture, and medicating that ensue.
Well, it turns out your grandfather doesn't need lunch today; Too bad I had to sit through the Bowel Report to find that out.
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