blubbergasted

The feeling of horrified astonishment when you watch “600lbs life” or seeing a colossal (500lbs/226kg) fatty in a bikini or leotard

I was watching my 600lbs life yesterday and I was blubbergasted when the scale didn’t break!

by Porkalmighty June 25, 2024

Blubber-cunt

A fat asian lady that profusely fingers herself in a bathtub full of mayonnaise

Bethany: Guys where’s Andie?
Rebecca: She’s being a fucking blubber-cunt upstairs

by UrbanDickGroup November 7, 2024

blubbersowse

A fat sow that cries and drinks rum a lot

Kaitlyn: Where is she ?
Gustav: At the bar , weeping and slamming shots.

Kaitlyn: Again ? She's 220 pounds !
(together) blubbersowse !!

by joedaprogramma December 9, 2024

blubberbund

A large band of gelatinous. fat often 8 to 12 inches wide that hangs below the waist band undulating at the. slightest movement.

The mans blubberbund gyrated and swung as he hastened to reach the post. office before it closed.

by Pbass53 February 2, 2025

Blubberbaby

The giant shit someone takes that eats only whaleblubber in winter when they eat their first bits of fiber after winter. This shit can feel like giving birth that’s why it’s referred as a baby.

A: Hey have you already gave birth to your blubberbaby?

B: Not yet, but after some oats tomorrow I will drop this 10 pounder in the ceramic.

A: Be happy about a ten pounder my blubberbaby was at least a twelver…

by coon 69 March 15, 2026

blubberfluffing

The sexual act of a morbidly obese person sitting on one’s face and farting into his/her face.

The obese elementary teacher was put on leave after accusations of blubberfluffing one of her students after school.

by Wezkimble July 13, 2025

Blubberärger

The rage you feel when liquid refuses to pour smoothly and instead comes out in choking spurts, splashes, or not at all (caused by air fighting to get in as liquid tries to get out). Formed from the German Blubbern “to gurgle, bubble” plus Ärger “annoyance, anger.”

I went to water the Christmas tree, Blubberärger hit, and suddenly it looked like the cat pissed all over the presents.

by Elvira Pepper September 21, 2025