Blossie

A blowjob in Jozi ( Johannesburg)

Warren liked hanging out at the Jolly Roger because he knew he could score a blossie ( blozzie)

by Kev's Birthday collective January 19, 2014

cherry blossom kiss

Cunnilinctus performed on a menstruating woman.

IDS was a real gentleman: even though Widdecombe was riding the cotton pony she was in need of a little loving, so he kindly gave her a cherry blossom kiss.

by Dunky Oggins December 30, 2003

blossifer

An imaginary animal creature created during a math class in early 2006. Appearance is "freaking huge," hairy, and resembling a mix between a tyrannosaurus rex and a Jack Russel terrier. Used in english primarily as a filler when you can't think of anything else.

".............Hey, I want a dog."
"Well you can blow it out your ass."
"How about a blossifer?"
"WTF?"

by Andrew's Face June 20, 2007

brossa

the sickest bro of the pack. She will drive you crazy with her critter noises and as she viciously stares into your soul. Her weaknesses include ned and bro rod (the craziest ass bitch of the bro clan). She's a killa at soccer, basketball, and lax. Every girl is extremely jealous of her boy toy teddy g. Daughter of Dante and Kath the most radical guardians on the planet, if you ever want your picture taken or a joke her parents are the people to see. All i can say is that she is living the BRO. \m/

Brossa is my bitch lover!

by bro rod May 14, 2008

Anal blossom

When a fist is shoved up the anus and the hand blossoms(opens up while inside)

How much for an anal blossom?

by TheReal_truth April 22, 2015

Sugar Blossom

When you shove flowers covered in syrup into a woman's vagina, so that they flowers are propped up looking like a bouquet of flowers.

Dave: Yo man did you and Cindy finally do it since her parents were away from the crib for the weekend?

Skeeter: Yah man it was great, we did some weird shit though. Like For Real she made me give her a sugar blossom.

by Yung Stark + AgeOToast July 8, 2011

BOSSA NOVA

To be cool or hip. From The Ninja Turtles.

That car is Bossa Nova

Bill: Check out this cool picture
Frank: That's Bossa Nova, man!

by Symphonicrock002 June 13, 2007