blondefish

A girl with blonde hair who has a horrible attention span, in reference to the notoriously short attention span of the goldfish. Usually diagnosed with ADHD.

"Kelley, forget it, you keep texting that bro and not paying attention to what I'm saying. I don't even want the Adderall anymore, you need it. You're such a blondefish."

"What?"

by MoFauxHawk November 23, 2011

Politically Blonde

Pertaining to a Blonde Woman who has run for a political office, such as Commissioner, Mayor or President. A Smart Blond Woman going up against the political grain. Considered by society a dumb blond judged by her looks. The Politically Blonde Woman wears Plenty of pink.

Is this Legally Blond out of her mind thinking she can win an election?

Does this Politically Blonde chic think she can change the system?

Political Barbie must have shopped in the Barbie aisle.

by HonorandFaith December 9, 2012

Smart blonde

A human impossible before the 21st century. Now in hiding and they live in fear of jokes about their brain capacities. Stop hunting them!

The smart blonde lived in a cave and lived off of rats and fungus, as the local brunettes were hunting her down with an arsenal of blonde jokes.

by Cheesy and dangerous. July 19, 2014

Blonde

beautiful people...just like brunettes, redheads, and whatever color hair. Its a way to express your personality.

If your not a natural oh well you can be just as beautiful. stupid or intellegent. everyone is beautiful in thier own way. come people have some self confidence, resepect learn to take a joke and have fun!!!! it is a part of life!!!

by I dont care how they do it February 26, 2005

blonde moment

A moment in time were a stupid action is done or a stupid question is asked that only blonde people would do. Blonde moments happen to any one.

Example1: the teacher explains that you have to write what is on the board, and then the teacher asks "Any questions" and a student ask "what do we have to do?"
Example2: a student comes in late then asks "can i go to the bathroom?"
Example3:when you repeat something some one said in class seconds after the person said you just had a blonde moment

by Emir Lopez February 10, 2008

blonde

A light hair color. It can be annoying to be a blonde as a minor because your mother may not allow you to dye it, with the reason, "90% of blondes dye their hair blonde, and you lucked out by getting it naturally."

Me: Can I dye my hair brown?
Mom: You can't dye ALL of it brown, because 90% of blondes... You're lucky to have light hair.

by Rinney July 11, 2005

dumb blonde

a girl who looks absolutely gorgeous, great figure, great legs, nice blonde hair (usually bleached). Yet there's something about the peroxide because she just seems to have no sence at all. A lot of guys want to date her and bag her but you can't really "fuck her brains out" if there's nothing up there. She often has a totally blank spaced out look on her pretty face, she is so "out there in the ozone layer" but her looks and vacant air of sexuality may get her around in life (look at some of the entertainment industry's biggest stars today), yet her IQ may be so room temperature that she may not know or comprehend where you "plug it in". Someone may have to tell her. An absolutely vapid dizz. A bad example for females growing up.

1. Because I'm blonde, I don't have to think
I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks
Don't have to worry about gettin' a man
If I keep this blonde and I keep these tan

'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah!
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah!

I see people workin', it just makes me giggle
'Cause I don't have to work, I just have to jiggle
'Cause I'm blonde, B-L-O-N-D
'Cause I'm a blonde, don't you wish you were me?
...

'Cause I'm blonde, nyah nyah nyah!
'Cause I'm a blonde, nyah nyah nyah! ...

I took an IQ test and I flunked it, of course
I can't spell VW, but I got a Porsche
'Cause I'm a blonde, B-L-I-N-D!
'Cause I'm a blonde, don't you wish you were me? ...

Girls think I'm snotty and maybe its true
With my hair and body, you would be too
'Cause I'm a blonde, B-L... I don't know!
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah!
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah!
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah! - JULIE BROWN

2. Paris Hilton and Britney Spears are ditzy dumb blondes.

3. Earlier this century, Britney Spears said that we must all stand together behind the President no matter what he says or does. Need I say anymore?

4. I dated a girl with bleached hair in college. She's got knowledge and refinement but she is quite an airhead, an educated fool. She'd tell me, the professor of the class we were in together and practically everyone we ran into on a date her life story and all the things me and her did. What do ya know?

5.

Q: How did the dumb blonde correct a mistake on a report on her computer?

A: She used Wite-Out on the computer screen!

6. I like women of all hair colors. Not every blonde woman is a dumb blonde.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 27, 2009