Blorft

A word made up by Tina Fey in her autobiography called Bossypants where she says the word means to be completely overwhelmed but proceeding as if everything is fine and reaching to the stress with the torpor of a possum.

I was a little exited but mostly blorft.

by Michelliephant June 1, 2011

University of Arkansas Pine Bluff

AKA "UAPB". Branch of the University of Arkansas that is located in Pine Bluff. This school is highly negroid, so UAPB also means yoU Are Probably Black.

My crappy GPA meant that I couldn't get into law school anywhere else, so I applied at University of Arkansas Pine Bluff.

by R. Jizz April 25, 2006

Bloffy

A word that a few of my friends and I made up, and it means cool, awesome, epic, sweet, gnarly, or any variation on any of those words.

Person 1: "Dude! Your hat is friggin gnarly, man!"
person 2: "I know, boy! Isnt it bloffy?"

by sadieboljaa April 21, 2011

bluffer

one who pretends not to have a significant other while playing the field and promising their "new" conquest(s) the false hope of monogamy and/or love

That shallow bastard Kyle. He has so many babes on the hook now and he's trying to bluff Janet into a relationship that she thinks is gonna last. Christ women are stupid!

by Steven January 9, 2005

blouf

Another word for a really fat person.
Used to describe how a fat person is and/or them walking around the place.

"She's a blouf"

or

Place hands infront of body as if holding a big belly, saying "blouf, blouf, blouf" while imitating them walking.

by S Wilson January 3, 2009

Blaffic

The congregation of African Americans in a public setting causing traffic through walking areas.

There is so much fucking blaffic on the second floor after lunch.

by Walter Kelly January 19, 2010

Blorfast

Slang term for a sexual 'get-together' of 'fluffy' individuals. Basically a fat people orgy, it is monstrous and sweaty and looks like boiling meatloaf. However if you are a skinny or fit person, I suggest finding yourself in the middle of a Blorfast at one point or another

Frat boy 1-"Dude, I coulda swore I just saw two manatees porking outside!"

Frat boy 2:"Nah it was Beta house, they're hosting another Blorfast."

Frat boy 1:"...I need to get in on that bro."

by Mike Litoris aka Willy Stroker October 12, 2010