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bloyster is like when you um is like when you take aaaa huge shit after seafood nah delete it it its when you get head after taking a shit like blumpkin but make it seafod
by not bloyster May 31, 2023
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blogbusser

Term of disparagement popularized by former UFC fighter, podcast host, and comedian Brendan Schaub meaning something is uncool, outdated, or undesirable.
His most recent comedy special was particularly blogbusser.
by Monkeynose June 6, 2023
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blustered

blushing intensely and getting very flustered at the same time

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by asdfghjklzxcvbnmlol January 23, 2024
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ballbuster cocktail

So what? Your horny? We have the perfect cocktail for you. The ballbuster

First things first open your Altoid’s box your grandpa gave you on your 13th birthday. Remember how that first altoid made you forget you ate it? That’s because those are mickys. So to be careful start by just poring that whole box in a cup let’s make this a drink so good you forgot you ever had it and what kind of man might just take you home tonight. Let’s make it fun!

Take 5 shots of Tequila

2 shots of vodka

1 shot of cum donated or pasture raised.

2 shots of vanilla extract

1 shot Covid 19 vaccine

3 ice cubes

Shake until your arm hurts

Then use other hand until it hurts

Slam that shit. Have fun. Stay safe.
Hey man you remember last night. No but my balls were busted when I woke up! Ballbusted!! You had the ballbuster cocktail last night! It really works. I can’t wait to have one at my moms funeral tonight.
by Bonkedintheheadasachild December 14, 2024
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Blowster

Dudeeeee, Tommy just got blowster on the Goliath dudeeeeee!!!!
by Liltrexxxxxx April 4, 2025
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boobster

He was quite the boobster, in love with her tatas
by bongour April 20, 2025
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Blusterflop

A sudden and exaggerated display of confidence followed by an unexpected failure or embarrassment.
"He walked into the meeting with a blusterflop attitude, boasting about his project, only to realize he had forgotten the main points."
by Casey Everhart August 3, 2025
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