birkenstocks

Once known as ugly lesbian shoes, now the "cool" thing to wear.
Still ugly.

"Check out the dyke with the birkenstocks!"
"OMG Becca, I just bought these $80 birkenstocks at Abercrombie and Fitch!!"

by AS May 13, 2005

Blick Lance

Black Chick Lap Dance

The blick lance is the highest quality of all lap dances.

by kmb@usi March 8, 2011

blicktascale

the scale used to rate blick people, ranging from 1 to 10. 1 being just blick and 10 being impossible to see

"dude, hes a 10 on the blicktascale!" "who?" "exactly!"

by blickmiester September 4, 2011

Birkenstink

Refers to the smell associated with Birkenstocker (or greenie, or rabid environmentalist) related things.

I bought one of those new greenie front-loading washing machines, but the Birkenstink is terrible.

by NewContributor October 26, 2011

Birksy

A Birksy is otherwise known as a common "plopper" or "Birsky. There is only one.

Yooooo, Birksy! What's that sound??? "Meeeeeeeeeow." You Plopper.

by Orange_Cat December 4, 2014

Birkenhead's Law

Derived from the Birkenhead Drill, Birenhead's Law states that, because women are oppressed by patriarchy, men do not deserve any help or sympathy.

A new blog on Tumblr has just banned all men from joining because it's creator firmly believes in Birkenhead's Law.

by everythingannoysme July 25, 2015

Birkenflock

A group of people wearing Birkenstocks. Much like a flock of birds, Birkenstock wearers tend to congregate in large groups.

"A large Birkenflock was settled outside of Peete's Coffee in Harvard Square."

by fkorte043 November 7, 2015