blart

1. an anticipated flatus (fart) expelled through the anus, but resulting in a large expulsion of feces.

2. a big, lurid, shart.

I really gotta go badly!!! (blart)

Oops! Too late.. I blarted. =/

by Dardrew July 30, 2009

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blarting

the act of raising and lowering your leg/knee under blanket while farting so as to woft the fart gas into your partners face.

damn it, John! quit blarting or i'll sew your ass shut!

by NATeDoog October 10, 2008

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Blart Attack

the act of faking a heart attack (or other serious health problem) to make an excuse to get out of watching the horrible movie, Paul Blart: Mall Cop

1:Dude, i hear james had a heart attack!!

2:nawwww, he just faked it so he didnt have to watch that stupid movie, it was a Blart Attack

by Captain Planet Jr March 14, 2011

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blartard

A black retard usually goes by the name Rafael Jimenez sells oils and fucks up your cooking refers to everyone as "dumb bitch"

Mike:"Hey do you know where I could get some oil?"

Mackenzie:"Yea just ask the blartard but make sure he doesn't add to much flour"

Blartard:"Shutup dumb bitch"

by Oil peddler October 20, 2013

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When your side hoe wants to become your main one and goes extreme measures to do so. The whore waits until you've buried your cock into her hole and squeezes her pussy to hold your cock inside her. You then try desperately to get out of her pussy before you cum.

I was caught in a urban beartrap last night.

by WhiteDeath115 January 15, 2016

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