A combination of sharting (to accidentally shit your pants when you fart) and Paul Blart (from the movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop) which means to accidentally shit your pants at the mall.
I got so stoked about that new Mario game I totally ended up Paul Blarting in line at GameStop, girl!
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To turn off any device that people can reach you with (cell phone, two-way, computer, home phone, morse code, etc.) in order to avoid someone.
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Get the Barking Irons mug.A barking abbey boy is a boy from barking abbey who is always sagging and acts all hard in school. Outside of school, there mum still buys their trousers so they aren’t really the road men they think they are.
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person 1: whats the fishy smell over there?
person2: oh its just barking abbey
year 11 of barking abbey: the girls are fun to play with tho ;)
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year 11 of barking abbey: the girls are fun to play with tho ;)
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