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Total Blackout

"Total Blackout" is a term used in a story format when a person gets to the point where they cannot remember anything after getting drunk, pretty much the highest level of being drunk. before this things like talking in weird accent's or bad attempts at flirting, after this waking up with a women you don't know with a massive headache after a one night stand
person 1 : dude I was so drunk, I think I broke some stuff. Don't remember much though since I went into a total blackout after that
person 2 : what happened after
person 1 : next thing I knew I was in an abandoned meat locker
by YourAverageDisappointment October 8, 2021
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rage blackout

The conscious time lost when being consumed by an untimely and random spike of anger.
Cath Steere was walking down the road, when she tripped on an uneven stone and RAGE BLACKOUT...so here we find our hero at the end of the journal. Story told from Cath's perspective.
by newshirt June 12, 2011
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blackout sex

when one consumes a large amount of alcohol, and proceeds to have sex with a member of the fairfield lacrosse team. Upon awaking, usually naked, the person has no recollection of the alleged sex, until another member of the lacrosse team informs them later in the day. Also, the person who is the lesser of the drunk is later referred to as blackout sex.
Blackout sex just walked by. She has no idea
by Slutnation April 3, 2008
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blackburn rovers

a football team supported by bastard fans, in premier league for the time being. Based in a shithole (see blackburn) and have sold their best player to chelsea. The shit bastards
"lets hope blackburn rovers get relegated so we can have 6 points next season"
by mister burnley March 23, 2004
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Blackout

when you loose your black friend in a dark room. :D
Fancyy <3
walking down the hall

you: so i was talking ot jim and he said.... wtf where did you go?

friend steps under a light

friend : right here...

you: wow i just expierenced a Blackout!
by Fancyy!! <3 October 22, 2010
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blackout

The act of boning multiple black males in one intoxicated evening.
After that blackout last night, it's kind of hard to walk.
by Benji Button February 25, 2011
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blackbelt

the act of cumming on a belt, letting it get moldy then slapping a slut across the tits multiple times with the moldy cum belt leaving a black strap across her bleeding tits
ie. i so gave your mom the blackbelt last night
ie. i got the blackbelt last night and it was glorious
by jacob fields December 17, 2008
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