crap biscuit

Feeling especially crappy. Take crap, mix it up with eggs and flour. Bake. The result is much worse than just regular crap. Applies in times of illness and hangovers.

Josie drank half a liter of schapps last night. She feels like a total crap biscuit this morning.

by mecaro October 17, 2005

chill biscuit

chill out, relax, go with the flow, buscuit refers to the actual person

Dont get upset, chill buscuit!

by Megan Bartow September 3, 2005

saucy biscuit

essentially, the ultimate compliment

"woah there cheeky, you are a saucy biscuit."

by Ben "Toast" Carroll January 20, 2008

Shitty Bitty Titty Biscuit

When normal words aren't enough to describe how angry you get at doing something, simply yell these words.

Dan falls off his bike and breaks both his arms.

Dan: "AHHHHHH FUCK! SHITTY BITTY TITTY BISCUIT!"

by ThatOneGuy987 January 13, 2013

biscuit butt

A small, but lifted butt.

Cute and in-shape

You could tell she was in shape because of her biscuit butt.

by Sociopathic Tendency May 14, 2016

homeskillet biscuit

yo best friend ever, ya'll known each otha since birth. ya'll so close people think you fam.

'ey waddup homeskillet biscuit?!?

by boricuamami April 29, 2006

anal biscuit

anal biscuit is that turd you pop out your but that takes forever and hurts like hell. A turd that feels like it was 2 foot long coming out but only was about 2 inches. Dried up looking. A non fiberous turd.

I sat on the toilet screaming inside as my butt crack was stretched to the limit just to pop out a small anal biscuit.

by phink7d October 16, 2008