Bill Murray is an acclamed comedic actor staring in many hit films including Ghostbusters, Groundhogs Day, and Caddyshack.

A Bill Murray story is when you create an outlandish (yet plausable) story that involves you witnessing Bill Murray doing something totally unusual; often followed by him walking up you and whispering, "No one will ever believe you" and walking away.

A Bill Murray Story-

My freshman year of college, I was hanging out with some friends playing Halo 2 in my dorm. Sure enough, I hear a strange meowing sound coming from outside my window. As I open the curtains and look out, there was Bill Murray, clinging to a branch about 10 feet in the air, meowing at a kitten stuck a little higher up the tree. He turned around and looked at me, and mouthed 'No one will ever believe you' before climbing out of sight.

Bill Murray Story by Dyyne February 25, 2009

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bill o'liely

affectionate and well-deserved nickname given to one bill o'reilly by comic genius al franken (see also, saturday night live, snl). o'reilly, the descendant or grandson of reilly, is a raging irish commentator on fox news who's lies count is just approaching one hndred. his latest book, living with herpes as a culture warrior, immeadiatly went on ann coulter-cunt's list of best books, right under mein kampf, and her own books, of course.

bill o'liely is a piece of clit shit who swabs his horsegina with a twatsickle removing device, all the while trying to fuck young women because his sagging wife doesn't put out anymore. fair and balanced, he is.

bill o'liely by liberalwizardtyler June 27, 2008

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Bill Hogarth ss

New school that no one has heard of and gets confused for bill crothers. Isn't on any maps, but is a sexy building with good lighting. Everyone has a weird obsession with the Business teacheR, and therefore must harass him. Where a bunch of nOn-black kiDs say the n-word (sorry bud, that's not okay). Every supply teacher that walks In, walks out saying thEy never want to come back.

adult: what school do u go to?
bh hornet: bill hogarth
adult: oh, the sports school
bh hornet: no, bill hogarth ss, it's new

Bill Hogarth ss by bill Hogarth hornet March 9, 2019

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Bill Cosby

A beverage that has been spiked with drugs, and given to an uknowing person so the scumbag who gave it can have their way with them.

Hey did you see that guy give that lady a Bill Cosby!? Im going to tell. Her he put something in her drink.

Bill Cosby by L0nestar November 27, 2014

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