bike-sexual

Unlike guys who like gals, guys, or guys and gals; bike-sexual guys are only into bikes.

"I'm into him but it seems like he's not into me. At first I thought he was stuck on his x-girlfriend but now I think he's just bike-sexual"

bike-sexual by pixelfairy October 31, 2008

Bike Pikey 

Bike Pikey
A Bike Pikey is someone that is unwilling or unable to own bike components of any significant value. Usually due to a lack of understanding or appreciation of the actual mechanistic or engineering properties inherent in most expensive items.

Bike Pikey's often feel it necessary to criticise those who can either afford or appreciate expensive, top-end components.

"Why bother £40 FOR GEAR CABLE ooh they have shiny metal bits wow and there's even a German link and they make drastic improvements!"

- Example of a Bike Pikey whining.

Bike Pikey by Another anon again April 9, 2006

bike nazi 

A bicycle rider that thinks bikes should be treated like cars and ride according to that precept. It doesn't matter that bikes can't travel 45 mph in traffic and consequently screw up traffic and cause apprehension and hesistation for surrounding vehicles who don't know whether they can pass the stupid douche. Even though almost all American streets are not designed to accomodate bike traffic, bike nazis insist that drivers "share the road" when doing so is unsafe and not practical.

If your name ain't Lance Armstrong, get the fuck off the road, stupid bike nazi!

bike nazi by AP EXPLAINZ January 19, 2006

Bike Excuse 

An overused excuse that hides a person's true intentions.

(Coined from Pokemon, where Misty always followed Ash until he "paid her back for wrecking her bike". She would use this "Bike Excuse" whenever confronted about why she still followed Ash, when in reality it was because she loved him.)

Person A: For the hundredth time, I'm sorry for barging in on you, I was looking for the bathroom.

Person B: Oh, don't give me that Bike Excuse, we all know it was because you wanted to see me change.

Bike Excuse by Daniel Wagner December 29, 2007

Bike(r) Mova 

One who teams with a biker and rides bitch. Riding at the back of the bike is commonly referred to as riding bitch. a.k.a. Biker Bitch.

You are riding Bike(r) Mova." Other uses: "I'm going to make you my bike(r) mova.

Bike(r) Mova by Throb Rasher June 5, 2011

Bike curious 

A word I was using long before South Park used it on their episode "The F Word"

1). Someone who one day aspires to be a Harley rider.

2). A misinterpretation of the word Bi curious

1).
man 1: Did you hear John is saving up for a Harley?
man 2: Yeah, I think he's bike curious.

2).
Boy: Joe told me he was a little bike curious the other day and after started rubbing my back. I think he's gay but I don't know why he would be curious about bikes...

Bike curious by TheGingerKid94 November 14, 2009

Bike Ninja 

Bike Ninjas are people who wear all black, and and become very ninja-looking when wearing a face mask / balaclava in cold weather. The all black also adds to their "invisibility" while riding at night (which can be dangerous). Bike Ninjas are often urban dwellers, ride fixed-gear or single-speed bikes, and are usually "hipsters" of some sort (hence the all black clothes).

"Some bikers wear all spandex, and others wear all black and look like Bike Ninjas."

Bike Ninja by lone sentry January 9, 2012