Meat Beater Peter

1. The creature who grabs sausages at will and beats until love nectar has emerged, preferably he will finish himself before pursuing other alternatives.

Why is the wall sticky?... Fuckin Meat Beater Peter!

by Almond Ballmans November 15, 2010

dick-beaters

(noun) Slang term referring someone's hands and/or fingers, oftentimes in a disparaging way.

Before he set off on his weekend away from home Thomas told his neighbor, Terry, "Now I expect to find all of my possessions and personal property to be right where I last left everything when I return on Monday. In short, keep your goddamn dick-beaters off of anything that does not belong to you."

by Nikki Stixx February 16, 2021

street beaver

1. A female that is straight up ignorant.
2. A vagina that gets around, reminisant of a street hooker.

So I went to Starbucks yesterday and the street beaver behind the counter shortchanged me.

by Professor Clitbeaver December 9, 2008

Lazy Baker

A term coined by comedians Jimmy Pardo and Mike Schmidt, which is used to either replace or describe anything that is 11. The logic behind it is that a common phrase used by bakers to describe 13 baked goods is "Bakers Dozen," and the term "Lazy Baker," implies that the baker was lazy to the point where he only made 11 pieces of baked goods.

1. Hey man, have you seen Ocean's Lazy Baker?
2. I only wanted 11 donuts, so I got a lazy baker.

by WiL S. (BoNe) August 5, 2007

Winter Beater

An older piece of shit vehicle that you use to get through the winter while your nicer vehicle is in storage protected from the elements of snow and salt

Or

A girl that you date during the cold winter months, giving you something to fuck while everyone else is staying in, but you drop come summer when all the partying starts back up again.

As summer came to an end and the weather began to get cold Jeff began looking for a winter beater to get him through the up coming months

by J-Mo October 14, 2004

beaner cleaner

Cleaning fluids like "fabuloso" which come from the dollar store, look like major brand products, but have spanish names.

Fabuloso is the beaner cleaner equivalent to watered down lysol.

by TYMMCHN December 9, 2009

Beanermobile

a vehicle driven by many beaners such as chevy astro vans and old GMC conversion wagons.

i got cut off by a beanermobile the other day.

by Hardcore Fob April 5, 2007