baldilocks

Slang for a youth who is suffering from severe follical deficiences

Baldilocks, baldilocks, where are you??

by Gelder and Mark July 9, 2005

baldip

1. another name for a lampost
2. a tall and lanky figure
3. a fireman

1. look at the baldip its very dim!
2. that must be the tallest baldip ever!
3. lol that baldip saved that cats life!

by Downtown Wtf January 14, 2008

Baldie John

a Baldie John, is a middle aged man, who still thinks he is in his early 20's.Likes to party and drink excessively and endulge in copius amounts of drugs. However, he has a sexual attraction to 18-25 year old young men. He will offer drink and drugs all night, and pretend to be friends with a certain male individual all night, and then once he sees his chance, will abuse them in the most uncomfortable of body orephaces.

Matt woke up in someone's bed, with a load a gipe running down his leg and a sore ass.

Matt was a Baldie John victim

by Roo#1 December 30, 2008

bald man

Larry: oh no i think bald man is here..
Jimmy: oh he is time to get yelled at
Bald man: get out you guys are so loud and annoying

Bald man can be a real bitch sometimes

by wendysmithiscool October 22, 2019

Bald Pussy

When a lady shaves off her pubic hair so it looks sexy for the men to enter their penis into.

My boyfriend put his dick into my bald pussy.

by Yipyipyip1234 May 24, 2022

fanny balder

A high quality razor for the female genitalia.

I've never been as smooth since using that fanny balder with a drop of clungeditioner.

by Way-Way February 2, 2023

Bald Martin

my father who went for the milk and never came back
and a god amond us

morgz challenge team bald sudjfvgbgtefrdsscf team bard for life bald martin is sexy beast

by Team Bald 4 lyfe October 14, 2019