Balloonatic

A term used to describe a near obsessive fan of the band Muse. Term comes from the first song Muse recorded, Twin, which was originally titled Balloonatic.

My friend is a total Balloonatic.

by ThetaXX1 March 19, 2013

balloon floater

3 meanings:
1: a balloon dildo with cum on it.
2:an asshole
3:a universal swear that nobody knows

1: ill throw a balloon floater at you!
2:your a balloon floater!
3:BALLOON FLOATER!

by god is a bidoof May 19, 2016

Balloon diver

When you pull of the condom full with baby batter and the girl then guzzles the warm man soup out of it

Mindsay pulled the condom off of Kent, then drank out of it like a filled balloon and shouted im a balloon diver

by The Growner June 5, 2017

baloonga

Any body part you find sexy

“Yo, Ellen, that’s a nice baloonga”

“Um thanks Shad”

by Wattpad @thatonekid May 10, 2018

Balloon-Dicking

When you can't get an erection so you grab the base of your dick and swell the head like a tulip, and then begin punching her fartbox with your limp dick.

I told you to stop "Balloon-Dicking" me!

by Dick Tulip August 22, 2018

Balloon Lips

Balloon Lips are lips that keep people from speaking the English language properly

Communicating with balloon lips is very difficult.

by Loinslinger August 9, 2020

Balloon balls

The term used when a males scrotum smells like a burst latex balloon.

Scott wasn’t happy at work today. This morning his wife started giving him oral sex but she stopped before finishing the job because he had balloon balls.

by Fat Sticks August 1, 2023