barbecued

a way of describing a scenario, person or object in an extremely negative way that is worse than just being "cooked".

bro 1: "how f*cked am i?
bro 2: "you didn't just get cooked bro, you got straight barbecued."

gal 1: "missed petition to graduate deadline PLS HELP"
bro 2: "sorry to hear that you didn't just get cooked, you got straight barbecued."

by boss man 420 October 3, 2024

Vegan Barbecue

When a person sticks frozen peas in another's butthole..then sucks them out.

She gave me Vegan Barbecue and now I can't look her in the eye

by DaddyKnows April 27, 2017

The Bedford Barbecue

the act of filling a girls ass with ketchup, mustard, or any other desired condiments, and then shoving as many hot dogs as possible into her ass. Let it sit for 15-20 minutes, and then ear and enjoy!

Man 1: My family is coming over for a barbecue this weekend!

Man 2: Is it the bedford barbecue

Man 1: DUDE WTF!? DONT EVEN SAY THAT SHIT!

by Not Mike M November 19, 2013

allergy barbecues

a word to describe a person who is not only chaotic and emotional but serious and numb. they will dance on an elevated surface but they don’t do drugs or alc.

Tyler: YOOOO did you see her at that party??
Max: Yeah that was allergy barbecues 🥰

by allergybarbecues May 30, 2020

barbecued grandma

A grandma who has been crisped to the core on a stake.

“Hey want to come have my barbecued grandma?

by WhatdoIdoifIatemygrandma101 April 21, 2023

Barbecue Boy

A person with a big penis (if they're named Luke or Max they don't have a big penis).

That dude is such a Barbecue Boy.

by anonymous April 29, 2022

Barbecue wizard

Drinking challenge.
You drink your first can, then duck tape a new one ontop, repeat this process till your staff is one can heigher that you.
Rules: if you wander more than an arms distance away from your staff you have to untape it down it and attach a new one on. If you spill a single drop you have to untape it down it attach a new one and do a shot.
This challange is played over a barbecue.
When you complete your staff you have become the wizard.

We where doing the barbecue wizard last saturday and i was spilling the drink for the fun of it.

by Step lupid June 11, 2023