I shaved my balls for this?

A term used to express disdain for any unfortunate incident, especially after too much hype or excessive promotion.

After losing $200.00 at the black jack table Eugene proclaimed "I shaved my balls for this?"

by Myfartssmelllikepoop July 13, 2012

tripping my balls off

Under the extreme influence of a psychedelic substance. The user is most likely seeing open-eye hallucinations(OEV) and possibly having a spiritual moment. Complete loss of connection with reality.

Dude, those shrooms i just ate............wait, what? Oh dude, did you feel that? I'm sending you energy waves by closing my eyelids at you. Dude, it's shaking the whole room. I f*cking hate that lemon, it wants to fight me. I'm so tripping my balls off. F*CK YOU LEMON!!!!!!!

by Richard the righteous and his lemon September 6, 2006

No sweat off my balls.

No problem for me. No big deal to me.

Sobody you don't give a shit about doesn't invite you to their wedding. Your response: No sweat off my balls.

by WiggityWagner January 6, 2012

No hair off my balls

1. Despite the obvious misfortune one remains optimistic.

or to the layman:
2. Shit ain't a big deal.

No hair off my balls.

by Nick McD September 25, 2010

Makes my balls itch

Situational instance in which the speaker is overcome with annoyance, discomfort, disgust, etc.

"Listening to that bitch talk about her feelings makes my balls itch!"

by Bebreezy1986 September 3, 2019

get off my balls

Way of saying leave me alone, stop breaking my balls,calm down, it will get done, just give me time.

My academic advisor needs to get off my balls when it comes to choosing a major.

by D5H November 1, 2007

tickling my ball sack

when someone is messing with you or lying about something and you figure out

dude you got those tickets didn’t you

yeah i did
ah man you was really tickling my ball sack

by Urmomispoo69 December 21, 2018