backwards bear

This one is tough, so good luck. It starts out like doggy style, but then the guy turns around and goes butt to butt. You'll probably need a double jointed penis to bend around like that, so if anyone actually accomplishes it uninjured, you win.

"Dude, i pulled the backwards bear on her last night and it may have broken my dick..."

by c-pop June 17, 2008

the backwards coachella

A term coined by the TMG podcast, the sexual position for eating pussy, much like when a girl at coachella is on someone's shoulders, only they're facing the giver.

"So you ate her pussy with her sitting on your shoulders?"

"Yeah she jumped up on me so I gave her the backwards coachella."

by swagga7 October 11, 2019

Backwards Hipster

A hipster, who instead of finding new things before they're popular, finds old things before they're popular. They use things that were never mainstream in there own time.

Dave: this album is so hipster!
Carl: dude it's like 5 years old, it's backwards hipster

by Solardancingpanda August 4, 2012

backwards umbrella

Where the doctor inserts an umbrella down the uthera then scraps out any sexually transmitted diseases from having sex with dirtys

I had to goto the doctor after banging a filthy to get a backwards umbrella to get rid of sti

by Big hairy gash March 3, 2018

backward d

A lesser-known but cooler way to name the Offside Rule in sports.
Also an umbrella term to describe someone with Peyronie’s Disease.

Guy: wtf dude backward d
Female: uh oh you gotta backward d

by BolshoiMedved69420 March 23, 2019

Backward sailor

When you good lady slips a finger or two into your ass during sex.

Oi love give me a backward sailor it will make me blow my load.

by Goochstroker October 30, 2020

Backward dater

A dating situation where you have sex with the other person first and then go on dates, dinner, drinks,movies,

Dont go out with John, he is a backward dater.

by warped_asylum_junkie March 7, 2011