96 backwards

Did you know that 96 backwards is 69?! LOL IT VERY FUNY but pls no tell mommy she spank and beat me verii hARRD OOOW OOWW OWW

i was jk 96 backwards is actually xis-ytenin LLOLOL get trolled LOOL

"Did you know that 96 backwards is xis-ytenin?"
"No i thought it was 69 loool"
"No bro!!! you has BADDD mind"
"wait wat it is??!/1?/??"

by Xexdeh December 31, 2019

hustlin backwards

you start out with (a certain amount of drugs) lets say a pound, and when it comes time to re-up u are short or have less then when u started, so cant get it so u get 3 quaps instead and so on and so on. with out making progress

You need to invest in your hustle man, stop hustlin backwards.

by JMoney was here May 21, 2009

blackbeard main

A piece of fucking shit that can't aim or do shit in rainbow six siege.

Skweenis: I'm the best Blackbeard main there is.
A sane person: suck a cock your trash kid

by SlikAverey February 3, 2018

backward thong

a thong worn backward by a hot girl giving her a string camel toe making her pussy flaps cover the back of the thong feels really good when u bend over

damn i think that girl has her thong on backwards because the front side is rising up her ass and she just moaned from pleasure of the string rubbing her clit

by :-p November 2, 2004

Backwards Hannah

To spray faeces out of the anus in such a radial fashion that the entire circumference of the bowl is covered in a fine film of nard. The only logical explanation is that the owner of said faeces mounted the toilet backwards in order to achiever such coverage. Named after a certain girl from Ormond College who absolutely splattered the porcelain after a night on the turps.

There was so many skidmarks on the toilet he must have done a backwards Hannah!

by jkwebb87 December 6, 2006

Blow me backwards

The insult equivalent to suck me sideways used in situations resulting in great surprise, happieness, shock, or anger. Often used when something out of the ordinary happens, or you are told about something out of the ordinary happening to someone else. Can also be taken literaly, if a man tells someone to blow him backwards it means blow me so good I cum propeling myself across the room.

Guy 1: dude, that chick just grew a penis in under a minute
guy 2: well, blow me backwards, that's crazy shit right there!

by wednesdaycircusfreak May 30, 2010

Backwards Apple

The backwards apple is... oh god... I can't. I can't do this.

I must.

OK, the backwards apple is the most terrible thing you can possibly do involving penises and vaginas. There ya go. I can't say any more.

Jesus Christ, Bob!! Stop with the egg thing!! WHAT THE FUCK?

by Brenda April 26, 2005