athelstan

The father of all cinnamon rolls. The physical embodiment of a flower crown. Too pure, too good for this world. God Himself had to take him from here and bring him to Heaven, where he frolicks in the gardens with Gyda, a fellow cinnamon roll that was also taken far too soon.

Your life will be better if you try to be more like Athelstan. However, you will die.

by hannibalsfood March 6, 2017

celebrity athlete

A person from professional or international sports who has evolved into fame outside of their sport. They are highly welcomed at special red carpet events, and are regarded as champions in their sports.

"The paparazzi enjoy taking pics of the celebrity athlete. Examples include David Beckham, Bruce Jenner, Michael Jordan and Martina Navratilova."

by yes juanito yes September 10, 2014

Athletes Puss

Foul smelling vagina, stinking vagina. Offensive odor coming from a girls crotch..

"Yo Lee I took some skank home last night, she had a bad case of Athletes Puss, I had to leave the room"

by Guytano B April 8, 2008

athlee

it means your a crack head and your going tp get far in life if u learn learning. Or just beinga stripper with LOADS of money.

Your an athlee

by rona2020 April 26, 2020

athletic

code for flat chested

Give her a break, she just has an...athletic figure.

by superfly91 April 2, 2008

athalopatis

a device used to stick in you

The girl has taken the athalopatis and stuck it up her pussy soo she would have an orgasim.

by ashleigh June 3, 2004

Athletes Rest

Every good athlete has a wife. ( if hes a man)...wife being you. So what athletes rest consists of, in the inner workings of course...is The athlete coming home from a hard days training, competition, or day of watching sports, and thinking about his wife. This is not all however. Athletes rest also consists of Friday night, guarenteed cuddling. Thats why I really started it. Cuz you see...you get very...tight...very......how do i say this....sore? from all the hard work all week long. So then friday comes, and as soon as you have your wife in your arms...all the pain goes away. It's really better than icy hot...read the label if you dont believe me.

Im sore...and I miss the wife. I'm going home for some Athletes Rest .

by Strizalkouski January 20, 2009