Sea Job

B-Job but at sea, usually on a boat but could take place while swimming in the bay

Hey clizzy let’s go find some broads to give us sea jobs

by 30 inches June 26, 2021

Sea turtle

An athlete who is very old but still competitive in their sport. They often put off retirement as long as possible and seem to have the same several hundred year lifespan of a sea turtle, hence the name. Even after retirement they may still be identified as a sea turtle. Examples include Kobe Bryant, Tim Duncan, and Peyton Manning.

Man, I can't believe Tim Duncan is still playing. Dude is definitely a sea turtle.

by TheRealJake June 30, 2016

Sea Plub

An aquatic mammal also known as a "manatee" or "sea cow". Typically found tropical seas either sleeping, eating or floating. Very big. Very round.

Someday I will go join the Sea Plubs and live among them.

by freshwaterplub April 4, 2021

Sea Sniff

to smell yourself- to see if you smell or have an odor

Bend down quickly while smelling yourself to see if you smell in the nightclub

by Getrich83 December 13, 2003

sea snippa

what zimbabwe peoople call lobsters

*sees lobster in toilet*

"ISSA SEA SNIPPA!!"

by Junebug56 August 24, 2017

Sea Breacher

When dumping your excrement out of your anal cavern, you unload a turd so big that some of it pokes out of the toilet water, thus becoming a sea breacher. Usually, a sea breacher causes a major splash.

Jamarcus: I finally took a shit after 3 days.
Kevin: Jeez, how big were your turds?
Jamarcus: Bro, there were at least 4 sea breachers.

by Buttslopper-oo September 28, 2019

Sea rhinoceros

A vicious underwater animal, they dislike anti-sea rhinoceros undergarments but will be attracted specifically to the sound of a Sea bear attack, they are known to not be warded off by even the anti-sea bear circle.

The only known survivor of a sea rhinoceros attack is squidward tentacles, also the only known survivor of a sea bear attack, this makes it unclear whether either animal is real.

by Rooddy March 9, 2020