Assclown

LordOfTheDunes

LOTD is an RG ballsack swinging assclown

by SuperMegaAsshole October 9, 2021

Assclown

1. An infuriatingly stupid and simple-minded person, bent on destroying the faintest inclinations of intelligence by making poor decisions on behalf of others and dooming them all.

2. Someone who blindly follows the previous definition, whether for personal gain or because they are also just quite dumb.

The Governor of Florida is an assclown and would rather watch it all burn than admit he made a mistake.

The Florida Surgeon General is an assclown who apparently hates children.

by BlurbinOutfooters March 10, 2022

Asspow

When you try anal with someone who embodies Rambo and treats your ass like the enemy.

Janet made a banana bread then let her husband asspow her into the next decade.

by Rogerin March 18, 2022

Asscorn

When you eat so much popcorn you shit your bowel movements contain kernals. Can also be referred to as ass kernal

“I ate so much popcorn last night it gave me asscorn in the morning.” “ wow, my asscorn is real this morning”

by Asscorn May 9, 2024

Asscorn

When you eat so much popcorn you shit kernals out.

I had asscorn bad this morning after eating a bunch of popcorn at the movies last night.

by Asscorn May 9, 2024

bald assclown

A bald headed assclown

Hairless finance manager who is acting like a bald assclown.

by Bil Gener June 1, 2012

Captain Assclown

An assclown who thinks him/her self superior to other assclowns.

John: "I'll do whatever I want, whenever I want! If you have a problem with that, kiss my ass!" Steve: "Just who the hell do you think you are, Captain Assclown?"

by Mini-Me January 31, 2015