Even worse than ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian and ur granny trannie combined. Every time someone says it 200 random non asexual grandpas die.
Joe "My grandpa died suddenly"
Bob"Did someone say 'ur grandpa asexual' again!?"
Joe "What have you done!?"
*Non-asexual grandpas death noises*
Bob"Did someone say 'ur grandpa asexual' again!?"
Joe "What have you done!?"
*Non-asexual grandpas death noises*
by The shitpope March 12, 2018
Get the Ur grandpa asexual mug.A sexual orientation, meaning a person that is attracted to all sexes in an aromantic idiosyncrasy or manner way, but not necessarily in a sexual. Usually used by asexuals instead biromantic to disregard the idea that there are only two sexes.
Below is how I (who personally identifies as a panromantic asexual) through observation and experience have found is easiest to explain panromantic asexualism to people who don't know (or are unaware of) what is in a situation (usually where google or urban dictionary aren't available); and after the break-in-page is a situation where it would be used in context
Below is how I (who personally identifies as a panromantic asexual) through observation and experience have found is easiest to explain panromantic asexualism to people who don't know (or are unaware of) what is in a situation (usually where google or urban dictionary aren't available); and after the break-in-page is a situation where it would be used in context
"Wait, hold your advancement in conversation a minute, friend....I don't understand. Alex is totally known for being pretty, and kinda hot too, but she told me that she would date anyone that she thought she liked, after she got to know them a bit...but she's still a virgin?" -Person #1
“Yep. That's because she identifies with panromatic asexual.” -(educated) Person #2
"Ohhh...wait. Isn't pansexual or panwhatever-you-call-it when, like...you know... you 'like like' pretty much anything? Like even objects and stuff?" -Person #1
“...Nope. Panromatic asexual is basically someone who's attracted to people based off their personality, not their sex or whether that person is transgender or any other gender, and not limited to the society's stereotypical 'boy or girl'.” -Person #2
“Ohh. That's cool.” -(now educated) Person #1
-break-
“Yo hot stuff. Wanna have some fun?” said a deep voice from in between the two buildings.
“Do I know you?”
“Not yet ya' don't. Wanna change that?”
“I'm panromatic and asexual. No thank you.”
“Yep. That's because she identifies with panromatic asexual.” -(educated) Person #2
"Ohhh...wait. Isn't pansexual or panwhatever-you-call-it when, like...you know... you 'like like' pretty much anything? Like even objects and stuff?" -Person #1
“...Nope. Panromatic asexual is basically someone who's attracted to people based off their personality, not their sex or whether that person is transgender or any other gender, and not limited to the society's stereotypical 'boy or girl'.” -Person #2
“Ohh. That's cool.” -(now educated) Person #1
-break-
“Yo hot stuff. Wanna have some fun?” said a deep voice from in between the two buildings.
“Do I know you?”
“Not yet ya' don't. Wanna change that?”
“I'm panromatic and asexual. No thank you.”
by Alex Salver March 4, 2015
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Carl- *chocking back tears* "ur gender neutral parent asexual"
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by Danktonium March 8, 2018
Get the ur gender neutral parent asexual mug.A person who experiences sexual atratration or no sexual attraction for a short period of time or long period of time gliding on the ace spectrum
by Tator-tot cat November 27, 2020
Get the grey asexual mug.Someone who only forms crushes on someone they have established a bond with that is either male or female. They do not have any sexual drive either, solely romantic
by Weird-Dude July 25, 2019
Get the demibiromantic asexual mug.Demi meaning that you only experience romantic/sexual attraction once a strong emotional bond has been formed. Demi-romantic people don't get crushes on people they've known for a day or two. You become friends first and then possibly develop a crush on them.
Polyromantic meaning attracted to more than two genders, but not all of them. Someone could be romantically attracted to all genders except for males and be polyromantic. Identifying as polyromantic implies that your romantic orientation isn't the same as your sexual orientation
Asexual meaning does not experience sexual attraction. This, however, means you can still experience romantic attraction. Asexuality is also the lack of desire to preform sexual acts. But, there can be sex-positive, sex-neutral, and sex-repulsed asexuals. Sex-positive asexuals like sex but still don't experience sexual attraction. Someone could like the physicality of sex or could think it's a good way to pass time. Sex-neutral asexuals would have sex to please their partner but couldn't careless is they had sex or not. Sex-repulsed asexuals do not like sex and they would not want to have sex whether their partner wants to or not. Some sex repulsed asexuals even hate the thought of sex.
Polyromantic meaning attracted to more than two genders, but not all of them. Someone could be romantically attracted to all genders except for males and be polyromantic. Identifying as polyromantic implies that your romantic orientation isn't the same as your sexual orientation
Asexual meaning does not experience sexual attraction. This, however, means you can still experience romantic attraction. Asexuality is also the lack of desire to preform sexual acts. But, there can be sex-positive, sex-neutral, and sex-repulsed asexuals. Sex-positive asexuals like sex but still don't experience sexual attraction. Someone could like the physicality of sex or could think it's a good way to pass time. Sex-neutral asexuals would have sex to please their partner but couldn't careless is they had sex or not. Sex-repulsed asexuals do not like sex and they would not want to have sex whether their partner wants to or not. Some sex repulsed asexuals even hate the thought of sex.
by Catherine LaClaire December 5, 2017
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An asexual belonging to the tumblr-founded cult of believing they are special snowflakes for not feeling sexual attraction. Usually cringy, whiny, and annoying.
Might display:
•hatred towards sight of any physical contact (innapropriate or not)
•labeling said contact as "pornographic" sometimes even in the case of children
•cringy puns about cake
•open disgust towards lesbians, •claiming that they can say slurs they cannot
•attempts to force themselves into the LGBT community that they are not apart of
•Fake wokeness
•Transphobia
!!!!!!!!Not to be confused with a normal asexual person who just wants to exist.
Props to you guys.
Individuals who spot one of these tumblr goblins in public are advised to back away slowly.
An asexual belonging to the tumblr-founded cult of believing they are special snowflakes for not feeling sexual attraction. Usually cringy, whiny, and annoying.
Might display:
•hatred towards sight of any physical contact (innapropriate or not)
•labeling said contact as "pornographic" sometimes even in the case of children
•cringy puns about cake
•open disgust towards lesbians, •claiming that they can say slurs they cannot
•attempts to force themselves into the LGBT community that they are not apart of
•Fake wokeness
•Transphobia
!!!!!!!!Not to be confused with a normal asexual person who just wants to exist.
Props to you guys.
Individuals who spot one of these tumblr goblins in public are advised to back away slowly.
by gay witchcraft August 14, 2019
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