Alison

Someone who is truly one of a Kind and really Amazing!

She is very Intelligent, Cute, a total Sweetheart, and someone who is not afraid to stand up for what they believe in. All around she is a Swell person!

Woah! That is definitely an Alison. She is One of a Kind!

by Sabin2011 June 29, 2011

Amish Sex

Sex with no electricity. Sex that has lost all emotion, feeling or love. Going through the (e)motions sexually. Wherein looking into your partner(s) eyes whilst fucking, all you can think about is whether or not you paid the cable bill.

Gary finished up the Amish Sex with his wife Belinda and wondered how he had ended up in this loveless hell called marriage after 34 years.

by SweetV January 26, 2010

Alison Wonderland

A woman who has found a way to make beats that sound as good as she looks, and she looks really really good. She also has a little black dog named Molly and seems to be a bit nice of a person. She may or may not have lost my stormtrooper pendant after her last show on her Run tour.

Alison wonderland is too cool for this.

by Sp0ka July 23, 2016

Amish Donut

An Amish Donut is a sexual act in which a male inserts his scruffy chin into the anus of another person and uses his beard to plow the rectal fields of their partner.
An Amish Donut can be served with or without cream filling, and receives the suffix "with sprinkles" when the act is performed between two men. Spouting Dutch nonsense is not required, but accepted.

Last night Ezekiel wanted to make out after he gave me an Amish Donut, but I made him shave his chin first.

by Amish Donut July 14, 2014

Amish Jew

Never heard of an Amish Jew before? It's because they don't exist. Roundabout way for passive people to type I miss you!

Passive: Amish Jew!
Aggressive: Wtf I'm not an Amish Jew
Passive: Nvm

by amish jew June 22, 2013

fat amish doinks

Super fat, well-rolled blunts

Hey man, let's go out back and smoke some fat amish doinks.

by Chrasey Reeves September 6, 2017

Amish

A group of religious people who think that shiny things or clothes that are any color other than black and white will get you a one way ticket to hell. They believe that drawing attention to themselves is a sin, yet their very existence causes people to stare at them. Some can have tractors but they can't have rubber tires on them, because God hates tires. Their women have no idea what a razor blade or a tampon is. Electricity is evil.

I saw this Amish chick in the grocery store the other day. She had more hair on her legs than a mountain gorilla and smelled like a beached carp.

by shartner January 27, 2013