Old Amish

The act of squirting chocolate milk into your mouth, then taking a swig of milk directly from the udder of a milk cow, and shaking it back and forth to make chocolate milk in your cheeks.
"I've naught time for thine cup nor thine spoon, but Glladys, mine milking cow serves me well for making the Old Amish as dessert, once."
by Erogenous Bosch August 05, 2022
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Amish Surprise

When you cum in a food container and don't tell anyone and you wait for them to eat it
I totally left an AMISH SURPRISE in that jar of mayonnaise that Mikiel is putting onto his ham and cheese sandwhich
by lovemuffin69420 May 25, 2023
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amish undercarriage

The region under your jawbone and neck, which is hidden from the Amish beard.
Jon was looking to present the Burnside but didn't know where to begin. Mike proceeded to explain it's simple, just shave out your soul patch, goatee & amish undercarriage.
by RJRG April 01, 2017
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Amish Butter

In order to create the Amish butter, you must start with heavy cream, only adding stripped copper wire, the splinters from a carriage, shaved horse hoof, and the throw up from the three refugees of rumschpringa. Can be dabbed.
"Those damned heathens have been smoking the Amish butter!" -Lancaster patch
by Barstoolrumschpringa July 04, 2017
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amish whore

Someone who is Amish and is selling their body for cash money.
by Amish breeder March 08, 2022
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Amish Drive By

When you're taking a shit and trying to concentrate but your cat keeps licking the door, making a sound you imagine is something else, something sinister and evil. Your shit taking becomes less peaceful and, perhaps, a source of profound shame.
"Thanks, fucking cat, for the Amish drive by.... Now I'll feel like I still have to shit for the rest of the day."
by Mars-El September 28, 2023
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Amish Cousins

When two or more people are molested by the same person. It’s a similar concept to Eskimo bros.
Hey, I heard you guys are Eskimo Bros.

No, we are Amish Cousins... My uncle is a bastard

*High five bro*
by badn'booty December 18, 2019
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