The act of squirting chocolate milk into your mouth, then taking a swig of milk directly from the udder of a milk cow, and shaking it back and forth to make chocolate milk in your cheeks.
"I've naught time for thine cup nor thine spoon, but Glladys, mine milking cow serves me well for making the Old Amish as dessert, once."
by Erogenous Bosch August 05, 2022
I totally left an AMISH SURPRISE in that jar of mayonnaise that Mikiel is putting onto his ham and cheese sandwhich
by lovemuffin69420 May 25, 2023
Jon was looking to present the Burnside but didn't know where to begin. Mike proceeded to explain it's simple, just shave out your soul patch, goatee & amish undercarriage.
by RJRG April 01, 2017
In order to create the Amish butter, you must start with heavy cream, only adding stripped copper wire, the splinters from a carriage, shaved horse hoof, and the throw up from the three refugees of rumschpringa. Can be dabbed.
by Barstoolrumschpringa July 04, 2017
Natalie is an Amish whore.
by Amish breeder March 08, 2022
When you're taking a shit and trying to concentrate but your cat keeps licking the door, making a sound you imagine is something else, something sinister and evil. Your shit taking becomes less peaceful and, perhaps, a source of profound shame.
"Thanks, fucking cat, for the Amish drive by.... Now I'll feel like I still have to shit for the rest of the day."
by Mars-El September 28, 2023
Hey, I heard you guys are Eskimo Bros.
No, we are Amish Cousins... My uncle is a bastard
*High five bro*
No, we are Amish Cousins... My uncle is a bastard
*High five bro*
by badn'booty December 18, 2019