by TheBigBlyat January 31, 2019
Get the Americanmug. An adjective used to describe anything that:
a) is oil-hungry and greedy.
b) is willing to invade democratic countries and instill dictatorships to get oil.
c) Is happy to eat McDonalds for every meal
d) Never visited a foreign country and makes assumptions based off of social media.
e) wants to bomb all countries with a name ending with “stan”.
f) denies climate change, believes that the U.S. is the center of the world, that all English speaking nations are speaking “American” and/or that the Earth is flat.
g) Thinks every Muslim/ brown person wearing cloth headwear is a terrorist
h) is dreadfully ignorant.
g) that wants to elect Trump for president.
Note that Americans are not confined to the USA.
a) is oil-hungry and greedy.
b) is willing to invade democratic countries and instill dictatorships to get oil.
c) Is happy to eat McDonalds for every meal
d) Never visited a foreign country and makes assumptions based off of social media.
e) wants to bomb all countries with a name ending with “stan”.
f) denies climate change, believes that the U.S. is the center of the world, that all English speaking nations are speaking “American” and/or that the Earth is flat.
g) Thinks every Muslim/ brown person wearing cloth headwear is a terrorist
h) is dreadfully ignorant.
g) that wants to elect Trump for president.
Note that Americans are not confined to the USA.
Joe: “Oh my gosh, that Russian guy is stealing our oil and trying to get Trump elected!”
Mac Donald: “Fuck! He’s such an American!”
Mac Donald: “Fuck! He’s such an American!”
by GenEric Anomaly February 25, 2019
Get the Americanmug. An American can be someone from either north or South America, but is most commonly associated with citizens of the USA
An American is someone from the USA. Aka, someone who does not know how to spell or speak English correctly. They are also annoying. And nonces.
An American is someone from the USA. Aka, someone who does not know how to spell or speak English correctly. They are also annoying. And nonces.
1. a) I’m an American. I live in the USA.
b)I’m an American. I live in North America
2. They spelt colour without the u. They must be American
b)I’m an American. I live in North America
2. They spelt colour without the u. They must be American
by anonymous September 15, 2020
Get the Americanmug. Americanisms are ridiculous mispellings and mispronunciations of the beautiful English language by the yanks. This often involves missing vitally important letters from such words as 'herbs' (in American ' 'erbs'); maths ('math'); through (thru) and bizzarre pronunciations of words such as basil ('baysill'); mirror ('meeyor')and aluminium (alloominum). We invented it, albeit it with a little help from Ancient Romans, Celts and French so stop messing around with it!
Such Americanisms are
Billy-Jo-Bob: Yo whassap dude, yo mama got any 'erbs?
Mary-Jane-Sue: Yeah, they're in the trunk behind the alloominum foil and math books. Be careful of my sweat pants and sneakers.
Billy-Jo-Bob: Yo whassap dude, yo mama got any 'erbs?
Mary-Jane-Sue: Yeah, they're in the trunk behind the alloominum foil and math books. Be careful of my sweat pants and sneakers.
by Thingymibob March 21, 2007
Get the Americanismsmug. A person from the United States (a boss country). Someone who is usually pretty chill, educated, and likes to have a good time.
Anyone who hates on Americans can suck a fat dick! Like it or not the Americans run the music industry, olympics, wall street, they have the strongest military in the whole world, hell, our government even runs the mothafuckin planet!
by brits are cool 2. cept chavs. January 27, 2010
Get the Americanmug. 1. To make food unhealthy as possible by loading on excessive amounts of condiments or by cooking it in a deep fryer.
2. To add a large amount of unneeded accessories to something such as a car, house, or any other object or idea that represents the stereotypical American lifestyle.
2. To add a large amount of unneeded accessories to something such as a car, house, or any other object or idea that represents the stereotypical American lifestyle.
1. The Chinese food in America tastes much better than the real food that people eat in China. The cheap Chinese restaurants must be Americanizing their food with excessive amounts of trans fats to make it taste better.
2. Customer at a deli- "I'll have the turkey sandwich. I see the option of 'Americanize It!' on the menu. What does that mean?"
Employee- "That means with all of the toppings plus a bucket of grease."
3. Jack blows all of his money Americanizing his car such as buying spinners, spoilers, and a $5,000 sound system. No wonder he's always broke.
2. Customer at a deli- "I'll have the turkey sandwich. I see the option of 'Americanize It!' on the menu. What does that mean?"
Employee- "That means with all of the toppings plus a bucket of grease."
3. Jack blows all of his money Americanizing his car such as buying spinners, spoilers, and a $5,000 sound system. No wonder he's always broke.
by AJHM February 18, 2008
Get the Americanizemug.