teacher: how do i turn the volume up
student: press alt+F4
teacher: ok
teacher 5 seconds later: ADHUGWJAGSCYTHFDGSCDHIUATYWTHFCDHCYUDJVGFJCYTSDYSGCEUFXJWSEYRJFCSJHDGCJJHSGGCGHFHSJDGHSCJDGSVGHDSXCGDSXGHHSDJHSGCJVFDJHXGDHDKJFHDYSJKHDGJYFHJK
student: press alt+F4
teacher: ok
teacher 5 seconds later: ADHUGWJAGSCYTHFDGSCDHIUATYWTHFCDHCYUDJVGFJCYTSDYSGCEUFXJWSEYRJFCSJHDGCJJHSGGCGHFHSJDGHSCJDGSVGHDSXCGDSXGHHSDJHSGCJVFDJHXGDHDKJFHDYSJKHDGJYFHJK
by hsafudgysjudyf May 13, 2020

Basically a bunch of depressed humans who think they are different and superior to any other sides of tiktok. They are goths, emos, all black clothing, that type. They tend to *gatekeep* pretty much everything, make the unfunniest jokes (such as KAM - Kill all men - , which led an 11 year old to attempt suicide). They bark at people because they lack the ability to have a normal conversation. Did I mention they are also the most sensitive people on the planet? They tried to cancel mickey mouse, yep Mickey Mouse for blackface. Like I said, think they are so amazing and write hate comments on 'straight' tiktok when really their only personality traits are their sexuality and the fact that they are alt.
Janet: Hey Luna, I found this new song by Lil Peep!
(Alt) Luna: UHM what? You can't listen to that song because you found it on tiktok and you aren't a real fan!
Janet: I just like the song-
Luna: Ughh straight tiktok is so pathetic, only alt tiktok can use it because they found it first and we know the true meaning of the song.
(Alt) Luna: UHM what? You can't listen to that song because you found it on tiktok and you aren't a real fan!
Janet: I just like the song-
Luna: Ughh straight tiktok is so pathetic, only alt tiktok can use it because they found it first and we know the true meaning of the song.
by Zingy_Zz1 January 3, 2021

fell off after Alt... some say he still cries about it today. slaves away in the ioN bunker under command of ioN Shawn. tuck is a cool guy though with lots of money
by ionized member April 15, 2019

The practice of using alternative accounts to farm rare starting items in an online video game to be transferred to a single account.
by Mattjod July 29, 2021

by JA_BOI_KEK March 19, 2020

The elite news media that takes on some cause and relentlessly mourns the topic that is of significance only to the elites
CNN reporters who cannot take off their mourning Garb while "Celebrating" Hilary's defeat- the ALT-BRight
The ALT-Bright FOX reporters who cannot just stop finding a "Rational angle" for every nonsensical tweet ejaculated by Trump
The ALT-Bright FOX reporters who cannot just stop finding a "Rational angle" for every nonsensical tweet ejaculated by Trump
by statinguard August 17, 2017

An abbreviation of "alternative lifestyle". Refers to those who have sexual relationships outside of the accepted norm. Includes BDSM and swinging.
by AltLifestyle.club February 21, 2020
