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ALT-Bright 

The elite news media that takes on some cause and relentlessly mourns the topic that is of significance only to the elites
CNN reporters who cannot take off their mourning Garb while "Celebrating" Hilary's defeat- the ALT-BRight
The ALT-Bright FOX reporters who cannot just stop finding a "Rational angle" for every nonsensical tweet ejaculated by Trump
ALT-Bright by statinguard August 17, 2017
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A sweet lovable person who can be a bitch at times. she has a smile that will light up a room. shes always sick or getting sick. Alot of people think that she is pretty. Everyone likes her. She wont open up to you when she first meets you but when you get to know her she is an amazing person. She is very smart but will pull of a dumb girl.
ALBRIGHT
Albright by twerkgame April 23, 2013

Albrighting 

(verb) To bullshit, severely. This transcends regular boasting or lying about a situation or attribute to the point that it's just sad and frustrating to hear. Albrighting is very closely tied to pathological lying, the only difference between the two is that the American Medical Association has not formally recognized it.
Leigh: Oh my God you guys, you won't believe it! I just got back from jogging five miles and I ran into Kanye West! We were talking for like three hours and he said to call him whenever.

Alan: You've been gone ten minutes! You're such a fucking Albrighter.

Tyrone: All this Albrighting is making me sick.

Leigh: Haha, like, wha?
Albrighting by Supafly Jenkins October 8, 2008
goin' without underwear: from the Scottish Albright clan.
What's under yer kilt? Nuttin -- I be goin' albright today.

I'll be alright tonight.
albright by Bombero41 April 8, 2010
An ironic nickname for someone with no tact or diplomacy, i.e., the opposite of former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright, known for her great diplomatic skills.
Marsha told Sue she looked fat today. Marsha is such an Albright.
Albright by wickedrich June 24, 2013
Person 1: Awww. Did you get a guy yet?
Person 2: Yup. A total Albright

*hi-fives*
albright by Sam_Honey February 4, 2009
Albright: Someone who from affar seems seems offical and by the book but when you work with them you realize they are quirky and cool.
That dude seems like a dick
Naw man he's Albright!
Albright by Irishbackrub June 12, 2018