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Alpha Log

Alpha Log is the dude that ends up sleeping on your couch for 3 weeks.
Dude's an Alpha Log ; he hijacked our couch and wouldn't leave.
by DMack2018 February 28, 2018
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Alpha Simp

A person who's an alpha chad and gets all the girls, then hardcore simps for them.
Dude got all the grills, then puts hoes before bros. He's actually an alpha simp.
by Professor Potato May 1, 2020
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Alpha Injection

An ancient remedy which cures all female ailments, Its a very special art which can only be performed by a True Alpha (A Large Male Usually taller than 6ft 5), it comprises of a large boner being
inserted into a females vagina followed by a large amount of "Remedy" which is injected deep into the pussy. Variations of this can also be performed in the mouth, or in the arse, but if performed to shallow, will not be as effective. Wasted remedy can be perfomed between the tits, under the arm, in the hand, between the feet, behind the knee, and in the hair of the female.
"Hey Sarah, I can cure that with an Alpha Injection"

"Why go to the DR when my Alpha Injection will cure that"

"Ive been saving some hardcore remedy for your next Alpha Injection"
by Justforthelols December 2, 2011
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Alpha Romeo

A distinguished man who both passions his work and his woman, is a strong leader and developer, has a drive to make strong financial gains and finds that many people will try and assimilate themselves with said “Alpha’s.” It’s an honor to be an Alpha Romeo.
You better watch what you say to him he’s an “Alpha Romeo.”
by Stud22 March 8, 2022
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alpha operator

Loup is the alpha operator for #goth.
by Macavity November 1, 2003
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alpha-bed

Where the alpha male rests his head... or participates in other nocturnal activities
"I'm gonna take her back to my alpha-bed for some sexy-time and put her in a cab in the mornin'"
by Castro__ March 1, 2010
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alpha speed

A speed at which someone travels when they are in a dire situation. Usually when they're excited or in a hurry.
My boyfriend and I were going to be late for a movie so I told him to kick it into Alpha Speed.
by Jayne Nicole Knox October 2, 2013
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