When your girlfriend has diarrhea you get her upside down and procide to have anal sex, when you are both about to climax you take your cock out of her ass and she begins to squirt the diarrhea over herself while you are cumming on her and you, then you begin to lick the diarrhea and cum off of each other.
Dave: I heard Paul gave Stacy and alaskan oil rush.
Richard: Yeah I saw them both coming out of there room, they looked pretty messy.
Richard: Yeah I saw them both coming out of there room, they looked pretty messy.
by Bralexe October 14, 2010
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dude...i was sleeping like an alaskan mummy last night and ended up falling off the bed and waking my girl up
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Steve: Dude! have you ever thought of having someone giving you a blow job with pop-rocks in their mouth?!?!
Daniel: You mean an Alaskan Cornucopia?
Daniel: You mean an Alaskan Cornucopia?
by Siegeis April 25, 2010
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dude with slightly smaller hat: (something in muffled texan).
dude with massive hat:say what? Alaska is the biggest state now? where even is Alaska?
dude with slightly smaller hat: (more muffled texan)
dude with massive hat: oh no, OH NO, we're not the biggest anymore!
*kodiak bear bursts into the room and eats the texans*
dude with slightly smaller hat: (something in muffled texan).
dude with massive hat:say what? Alaska is the biggest state now? where even is Alaska?
dude with slightly smaller hat: (more muffled texan)
dude with massive hat: oh no, OH NO, we're not the biggest anymore!
*kodiak bear bursts into the room and eats the texans*
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Get the Alaskan Bottle Opener mug.An Alaskan hippy van is when 2 old chicks and a random old guy find a old hippy van somewhere and the old guy shoves a hot coal into 1 of the chicks pussy and fucks the shit out of it and then takes another hot coal and puts in the other chick and fucks the shit of of her then he fucks them both in the ass and he takes all the juices and puts them in a blender to blend it up and then he puts the mixture of juices and heats it up over a fire then they all share it
Me and joey were walking home yesterday and some 3 old people having an Alaskan hippy van that shit was fucked up
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