A cock that has journeyed into every pussy of its time. A cock so massive and enormous that it will be spoken of throughout the centuries, and songs of its glories will be sung for thousands of years.
He scored with Elisha Cuthbert, Jessica Alba, AND Paris Hilton at the same time? Truly, gentlemen, this man possesses the Cock of Ages.
by RySenkari December 10, 2006
Upcoming MMORPG based of Robert E. Howard's Conan series. In the game, adults battle the evils of hyboria clad in steel and iron. 12 year olds assume the position of making female characters, and masturbating to the rendered tits.
by John Kamble April 29, 2008
A person who has not had sex in 6 months after already having lost their viginity. Eventually their room turns into an ice cave and all game gets frozen over. Gingerly folk are more likely to experience this phenomenom.
by Romeo the Wolf September 21, 2010
It's not pedophilia, I'm age fluid
by gangsignsouthewindowyabich July 30, 2020
by F.a.S - Alex "Chadahooch" Leighton June 03, 2003
Uncle Ag Is an American Pedophile who is known to dud and grab moobs of Babies and Fetuses. He drives around in a white van waiting for his prey to come outside so he can penetrate. He also has a signature noice that he makes when he is about to dud, the noise is owwooow
“Uncle Ag just clapped my cheeks”
“Watch out for Uncle Ag son”
“ Uncle Ag just stuck a finger in my crack”
“Watch out for Uncle Ag son”
“ Uncle Ag just stuck a finger in my crack”
by SpeedIsSus August 11, 2022
Age regression is when a person, (could be underage or not) reverts to a childlike state, mostly to cope with stress, anxiety, depression, and other things that might affect your day-to-day life. Though, sometimes it is just done for fun. People who age regress can regress on purpose, or unintentionally. It is a completely non-sexual thing, and is not to be mistaken with Age play, which involves roleplaying as a child and sexual activities (sometimes). When you experience age regression, it can be called little space, middle space, or big space. Little Space is when someone regresses to a younger state of mind, usually being 1-8. Middle space is when someone regresses to a younger state of mind, usually 9-12. And big space is when you regress only a few years back, usually being 13-15. People who regress to a younger state, usually might need help doing simple things like making their own food or brushing their teeth. That's where a caregiver comes in! Most people with a significant other, have a cg (caregiver). And their job consists of taking care of their little whilst they are in little space, middle space, or big space. Age regression is a wonderful coping mechanism overall and is not a bad thing anyone should be ashamed of.
"I love stuffed animals, it helps me regress alot easier!"
"What is with the pacifier, are you a baby or something?" No, they just Age Regress!"
"Age regression helps me cope!"
"What is with the pacifier, are you a baby or something?" No, they just Age Regress!"
"Age regression helps me cope!"
by Kawaii_Gutz March 05, 2022