Adult Cigarette

One hitter that looks like a cigarette.

Would any one like to enjoy an adult cigarette with me? Bring the adult cigarette to the reggae show.

by Bobby Danish II November 7, 2009

adultery pad

A residence whose main or sole purpose is to host extramarital affairs. Adultery pads are commonly, but not exclusively, owned by wealthy, married men.

Instead of meeting his mistress at the Ritz Carlton, John entertained her at his adultery pad, a luxurious condominium in Laguna Beach.

by cdavischicago April 14, 2010

Adult Affluenza

A condition of entitlement among the Uber wealthy that they are above the law because of their financial status.

IT was ADULT AFFLUENZA that caused 77-year old Robert Kraft to engage in a prostitution ring with 100's of other wealthy men: as his dear friend, donald trump-- expressed condolences and felt nothing wrong had been done.

by pseudoman6 February 22, 2019

Adult toy/Dildo

Something you just spent all of your money on to cover your friends with while there sleeping

I bought a adult toy/dildo

by Minecraftpro#diamnods666 April 11, 2019

Adultage

The act of being adult like.

Thou shall not commit adultage.

by FoggyJohn November 26, 2019

Adult yoohoo

The 12 hour aftermath following eating to much Chipotle when the toilet looks like your body broke a piñata in the toilet and dropped a bunch of candies. A mess were chipoltaway is unusable.

My toilet looks like an adult yoohoo. I thought it was a bunch of nerds and jolly ranchers.

by Bsulax June 21, 2021

adulting

When a person and his/her partner get pregnant, married, and buy a house - in that order, within 6-months, and during a global pandemic

"Got into Harvard for being top 1% of my class and my parents still remind me how my brother was in the 0.01% bc he knocked up his GF with an IUD...he's just adulting way too hard"

by Cbum1898 July 20, 2021