The Admiral’s Buttons

A sexual act wherein a man ejaculates in several discrete blobs from just below a woman’s navel straight upwards to just above her breasts, resembling the buttons on the coat of an admiral’s uniform.
Guy A: Did I tell you about my Tindr hookup?

Guy B: No, but since you’re bringing it up, I’m guessing you gave her The Admiral’s Buttons!

Guy A: Yep — the double-breasted version!

Alternatively…

Girl A: I let Tucker give me The Admiral’s Buttons last night.

Girl B: That was 12 hours ago and you still haven’t washed it off, you skank!
by Refenestrated December 28, 2021
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A - "Oh look at that guy, you can tell from his attitude that he's come from the School of Mutual Admiration"
B - "I thought he went to QUT..."
A - " >_____> "
by xJanexxDoexx April 24, 2011
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Admiral Asscrack

A person who can be a slew of things, but is generally just a pissy fucker and is not plesant to be around.
Guy 1: Hey bro, came home and i was about to passout from hunger, so i ate that sandwitch in the fridge.

Guy 2: OMG! I've been wanted that sandwitch ALL DAY!!!!! God dammit! I Fucking hate you so much!!!!

Guy 1: Chill the fuck out Admiral Asscrack...it just a sandwitch.
by XxAutisticJeezusxX August 13, 2011
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The Admirable Admiral

Someone who is truthful and factual about everything, pa great leader to their comrades, and always moves forward in life to plan for better days ahead.
You see him over there? He's the Admirable Admiral. You can talk to him about all of your needs.
by admiral_parx August 28, 2019
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Admir

tall guy with the most humongous penis you will ever see. he is mostly a business man from Montenegro.
Amina : my boyfriends penis is so small no good sex ever
Admir : fear not, as i have arrived
Amina : yes
by lspaint October 15, 2022
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admiral's potato

The time-honoured practice of deliberately leaving something for a senior officer to find and criticise during his tour of inspection, which gives him a warm smug feeling and (hopefully) deflects his attention from corners that are better left unexamined. The senior officer, who of course was once a junior officer, knows the rules and plays along.

More generally, anything deliberately placed to deflect unwelcome interest.
"Chief, it's the Captain's inspection at eleven hundred hours. Is there anything he shouldn't see? Well, it's too late now, let's hope for the best. Make sure you leave an admiral's potato for him to find, and tip off whoever will get the bollocking for it."
by Beermat December 31, 2020
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Admiral Hurm

Kyle sent me a picture of his feet and I had an unfortunate bout of Admiral Hurm as a result.
by Bakerdoodle November 29, 2022
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