Abortionist

Someone who performs abortions. These can be neccesary for many reasons, not the least of with in non-consensual sexual intercourse.

Kelly was raped and got pregnant so she went to an "abortionist".

by Open-minded April 13, 2005

abortiontastic

A middle aged woman who you would want to have sex with who is without child. A middle aged woman with child would be known as a MILF.

Damn that babe is hot as hell....

Damn straight she is abortiontastic!!!!!!!

by don rong October 19, 2009

Coat Hanger Abortion

The cheapest and most effective way to not have a baby. You can trust me, I'm a doctor.

-Did you help heather with that coat hanger abortion last week?
-Chyea, it was just like making scrambled eggs!
-Gnar chill brah!

by Dr. Oz February 20, 2009

Alien Abduction

The night after a lot of drinking when you wake up and can't rememeber the events of the previous night. And, your butt kind of hurts or you have a mysterious bruise that you don't know how you got.

Guy 1: Dude, how did you get that bruise?

Guy 2: I don't know, I guess I had an Alien Abduction last night.

by Tempted December 4, 2007

abortion grenade

filling your freshly used condom with firecrackers and throwing it at your unsuspecting partner.

bitch, don't even think i wont resort to abortion grenades..

by Jeramald Peach June 11, 2006

Hassan Abortion

The process by which two gay hassans both get pregnant and proceed to kick each other in the uterus until the unborn baby falls out. It is then put in a jar and donated to a hospital for research.

Hassan1: Man this baby is annoying.
Hassan2: Ok lets have a Hassan Abortion.
Hassan1: Ok cutie, please proceed to kick me.
Hassan2: Ok honey.

by Zalgooch December 1, 2009

abortion stairs

a nice, steep flight of stairs that would enable an effective tumble to successfully abort an unwanted fetus

"If you really loved me, you would let me push you down these stairs and everything would go back to normal."

"Jazzle, those are nice abortion stairs."

"Jazzle, I need to come over..."

by papschmear November 4, 2008