A sus magnet who hates human interaction. She has a great fascination with snails eating carrots "they just slurp them up" she says. She's also a crazy bitch who has an obsession's with beer and steeling stop signs.
Eric: someone got killed yesterday because they didn't stop at a stop sign that was missing
Jenna: oh that's because Abbey stole it
Jenna: oh that's because Abbey stole it
by carnavoir123 September 13, 2021
Get the Abbeymug. If you know an Abbey, you are one of the most luckiest people alive and if you are an Abbey, well done, you are a very sexy hot af person. You also have a very good personality and crack up some good jokes!! If you are an Abbey, good luck in life!
Girl1: Hi! What's your name??
Abbey: My name's Abbey
Girl1: OMG your name is Abbey!! Wanna be besties for life??
Abbey: I mean sure, why not??
Abbey: My name's Abbey
Girl1: OMG your name is Abbey!! Wanna be besties for life??
Abbey: I mean sure, why not??
by PoopyMcNooty April 7, 2020
Get the Abbeymug. Abbey is the Queen of all warlocks and expresses huge amount of warlockism. Her warlock qualities make her the leader and queen of all warlocks as they follow in her foot steps.
by Non-Warlock May 18, 2023
Get the Abbey Milcakmug. When two people are having intercourse and the female has a Molotov cocktail taped to either side of her head. The male then proceeds to grab them and shouts IRA quotes whilst he finishes.
Charlie: ‘Busy night?’
Martin: ‘Absolutely, tried the Abbey Newtown Antler with some bird last night’
Martin: ‘Absolutely, tried the Abbey Newtown Antler with some bird last night’
by Meaty Martin 17C October 26, 2025
Get the Abbey Newtown Antlermug. (noun) Often performed with one person lying down horizontally (like a crosswalk line), while the other two flank each side. A Abbey Load is basically a synchronized double ejaculation onto a third person, typically while referencing The Beatles, especially the Abbey Road album cover.
For a perfect Abbey Load to occurs. Both participant have to reach their climax simulteanously when the third one signs the line "Come Togheter, Right Now, Over Me".
Synonyms: Cum Together, Beatles Shot, Lennon Splash, Double Ringo
For a perfect Abbey Load to occurs. Both participant have to reach their climax simulteanously when the third one signs the line "Come Togheter, Right Now, Over Me".
Synonyms: Cum Together, Beatles Shot, Lennon Splash, Double Ringo
Example 1:
“Bro… Me and Carl pulled off an Abbey Load last night on Melany. She looked like she just got hit by two mop-top milk trucks.”
Example 2:
"Yesterday, we were about to perform a Abbey Load on Suzane, but Samuel sang ‘Here cums the sun!’ instead so we fucked up"
“Bro… Me and Carl pulled off an Abbey Load last night on Melany. She looked like she just got hit by two mop-top milk trucks.”
Example 2:
"Yesterday, we were about to perform a Abbey Load on Suzane, but Samuel sang ‘Here cums the sun!’ instead so we fucked up"
by GagnonDeezNuts May 6, 2025
Get the Abbey Loadmug. 
Synonym for greed. Comes from the twitter (now X) user @ciferapilled who famously kept begging online users to donate to her ingame currency of the game Zenless Zone Zero and was never satisfied and kept on being greedy
A: I really need people to donate to me this ingame currency!! please!!
B: Don't be an Abbey, you already were gifted a lot of stuff!
B: Don't be an Abbey, you already were gifted a lot of stuff!
by Persie1583 August 29, 2025
Get the Abbeymug.