T&A.D.D.

Combination of the two abbreviations T and A and A.D.D. (attention deficit disorder) - a condition in which the patient lacks the ability to focus on a particular set of breasts and buttocks, and is constantly distracted by those of other women.

My boyfriend can't stop checking out other girls - he has T&A.D.D.!

by Daniel Johnston August 29, 2008

F.M.L.S.W.A.D.

to be completely in all ways screwed and in trouble. NOOOOO hope. The act of failing miserably with no chance to make up for your actions. actual meaning for acronym is fuck my life sideways with a dildo.

ur mom walks in on u having sex ur life is over so this would be a "F.M.L.S.W.A.D."moment.

by fmlsawd man! July 27, 2010

M.A.D.I.L.F.

mother and daugther i love to f@ck

homie 1: you seen elaines mom? elaine and her moms is straight m.a.d.i.l.f.!

homie 2: whats m.a.d.i.l.f.?

homie 3: you aint know? mother and daughter i love to f@ck!

by fattstacks September 11, 2011

B.F.F.L.A.D.

Now, we have all heard off BFF (best friend forever), and BFFL (best friends for life), but I made this one up.:)

B=best
F=friend
F=for
L=life
A=and
D=death

"Dude, you're totally my B.F.F.L.A.D.!"
"God, you're so emo, get away freak, go be BFFLADs with someone else!"

by lainzy December 7, 2007

S.Y.A.D

"Sit your ass down!" An exclamation used to tell someone to take a seat when you're trying to be funny.

"Everyone, sit down and shut up!"
-But, Mr.Carr I need to-
"Louis!"
-What?
"S.Y.A.D!"

by Tugboats June 11, 2006

M.A.D.S.

Morning after drinking shits (you know that terrible shit you have after a long night of drinking)

To my roomate: Dude we drank way too much last night and my M.A.D.S. were intense when I woke up!

by downintrigue April 2, 2010

Song A.D.D.

When you are flipping through your iPod or other song media and you can't seem to find a song that fits the mood you are in and you keep skipping to the next song.

"I can't pick a song! I have Song A.D.D.!"

by TheBigBoy January 11, 2008