Poptart

A good looking younger man under the age of 25 usually found out and about at he local bars and clubs and of course the gym.
Poptarts... they are made for fun!!!

Oh he is just a "poptart!"

That place was just full of Poptarts
by dmi443 October 28, 2011
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v. to drop someone like a hot poptart on a cold, kitchen tile floor in the morning.

n. a person who has been dropped/broken up with
If he's going to be a douche the entire time you're together, poptart that asshole!

Its a weird relationship, but I'm still friends with my poptart.
by fanOFcake December 04, 2011
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A person(s) who only thinks that Pop art is elite because they have been persuaded their whole life by other peoples rhetoric.
"Watch out for those brainwashed milk zombies and poptarts they might try to pooh down your throat."
by Luther Arbutus February 21, 2017
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When your getting fucked and the white creamy spermies land on your stomach when he pulls out frosting you up like a morning poptart
Turn me into a poptart daddy!!!”
by Birdflys123 January 24, 2018
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A simpleminded woman who lacks common sense. Based on the "Poptart" pastry which is extremely plain and basic.
Philippe: "It's a small company and I work in different departments. I wear many hats."

Sara: "They let you wear hats in the office!?"

Philippe: "No they don't, Poptart."
by Cisco1424 December 17, 2013
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An incredible pillo-lipped princess.
by Atelier Handsome October 25, 2018
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A snack that makes you horny asf
“Hey bro I’m going to Kaleb’s house I’m gonna eat some Poptarts before I go over, if you know what I mean😉”
by CrocDog765 May 07, 2019
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