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Fuckle

Verb - A combination of fucking and cuddling.
He wanted to fuckle his girlfriend tomorrow night, but she canceled due to her vows of abstinence.
by Catfishmeow1 June 17, 2018
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Fucklings

Another word for incest.

Used when refering to siblings such as brothers and sisters having sex. Fucking + Siblings = Fucklings
Ayy have you heard? Samantha and Doug are totally fucklings!
by matmel June 21, 2017
mugGet the Fucklingsmug.

fuckled

Dan: I just saw a plane crash
Olof: The pilot must have fuckled
by Oliverforpresident2020 November 24, 2016
mugGet the fuckledmug.

Douche fuckle

A person who kisses ass to gain higher employment in the workplace
Trampus is always kissing ass at work therefore he is a douche fuckle.
by Twisted0694 March 5, 2024
mugGet the Douche fucklemug.

Fuckled

adj. /ˈfʌkəld/ (slang, vulgar)

1. Describing a situation, product, or outcome that is severely flawed or disappointing due to a combination of poor decisions, misalignment, or systemic issues, where no single individual or team can be entirely blamed.
2. (of a person) Caught in or affected by such a dysfunctional situation, often unfairly.

Usage notes: Typically used to express frustration with collective or structural failure, especially in professional or organizational contexts.
“This launch is totally fuckled—no QA, no user research, and marketing went rogue.”

“The intern wasn’t the problem, the whole onboarding process is just fuckled.”

“She’s a great PM, but honestly, she’s fuckled with that crew.”

"The rollout was completely fuckled—devs shipped half-built features, design was out of the loop, and marketing promised things we never even started."

"No one checked the timezone settings, so the live event went out at 3 a.m. Pacific. Classic fuckled launch."

"We spent six months planning that strategy, and somehow it's still fuckled beyond recognition."

"The client brief was vague, the stakeholders kept changing the goalposts, and the engineers quit halfway through. That project was born fuckled."

"It’s not that anyone did something malicious—just a slow, collective drift into chaos. Now we’re totally fuckled."

"From procurement to deployment, every team dropped a ball—and now the whole system is fuckled."
by kickz1990 May 30, 2025
mugGet the Fuckledmug.

fuckling

the person who made a pickup line about Magnetism and was corrected by their friend explaining the entire recent history of the Earth's magnetic field.
p1: "We're just like magnets--you're north, im south"
p2: "And you're the most attractive"
p3: *explains earth's most recent magnetic field changes*
p2: ...
p3: "You fuckling."
by iwannafuckindie August 7, 2022
mugGet the fucklingmug.

Fuckle

A quantifiable unit of measurement where there is so much of a surplus that the only way to explain it is "That's a fuckle of (insert item here). This word is commonly used to replace the phrase (Fuck ton)
That's a fuckle of dildos
by FUck yeah it's me June 7, 2018
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