A Fuckle

A frustrating predicament, the only answer to which being "fuck"

Yo, look at Devin, he just learned we're having a test in second period, he's in quite a fuckle

by TheGuyKnownAsE May 20, 2023

Fucklings

Multiple children conceived by unwed white trash women for the sole purpose of obtaining child support.

There goes that bitch with her gaggle of fucklings.

"Babies that are cute like a duckling, but the product of a fuck."

by Murphy01 July 11, 2008

fuckling

An unplanned "love child" as a result from ones unadvised decision to have sexual relations with the opposite sex without any form of protection.

Dude! Fuck, I can't believe I'm gonna be a dad!
Yeah maybe you should have worn a condom when you had sex with Alex so you wouldn't have created a fuckling.

by Steven mccormick October 12, 2007

fuckle

To fuck and cuddle simultaneously or in the same session.

My girlfriend and I just had a little fuckle for Valentine's Day.

by Andy Bader February 7, 2003

fuckling

an annoying worthless fuck who can't do the shit he claims he/she can

Shut the fuck up, you fuckling

by drfreeze December 10, 2006

fuckles

Somewhere between cuddling and fucking, there are fuckles.

"Baby I miss you so much, I can't wait to give you fuckles."

Or

"I love you, let's fuckle."

by Olia March 7, 2006

fuckling

a mini-fucker, a little shithead

That fuckling stole my lip gloss!

by Sissy March 8, 2005