When you have anal while eating a McRib. Both are such rare occurrences that when they come together it is truly magical.
by boxandthefuzz May 05, 2017
Disgusting variation of the regular pulloff, aka toss, wank, jerk, etc., but involving dirty hands. Usually, but not always, done to an unsuspecting victim.
Craig got way too drunk on a Sunday morning drinking bottomless mimosas. He was horny, but his girlfriend Kristine wouldn't let him fuck her and kicked him out of the house. He passed out in the local park and woke up with his pants undone getting a a dirty pulloff from some homeless man.
by prawncutlet August 26, 2017
by Lex triple x November 26, 2015
The act of attempting to explain real estate to your partner while having sexual relations just to realize there's no one there.
by CashFlow01 July 17, 2021
by Emmily wilsonel November 08, 2021
A Dirty Mendez is where 2 people have sex and play Fortnite at the same time, hopefully catching a dub in the process.
by Zandzz June 30, 2020
Dirty Miroslav is where a big booty bitch sits on ones face and then proceeds to suck his dick while miroslav dabs
by Swaglord69696969 January 21, 2019