When a dangerously obese women (almost always black) brakes into the local zoo in the middle of winter and hops on a male zebra. This action brakes the zebra's legs and in turn, the women proceeds with forced sexual intercoarse with the zebra.
by E.D.D.A December 13, 2013

by VirginTurtle May 18, 2020

by RelaxingIsKing October 9, 2017

by It's_Just_ME January 3, 2014

A metaphor for male masturbation. The motion of the fingers wrapped around the penis shaft simulates the theoretical "painting" of stripes on a zebra.
by dirtyofthesouth September 1, 2018

The largest zebra joke website in the world, featuring zebra joke videos and zebra joke games as well as an extensive library of zebra jokes.
by amanto de zebraj ŝercoj June 16, 2018

A little Australian bird that like to beep and sing. They are very happy in bigger groups and jump around all day. They have a great personality and everyone is it’s own little beeping Individuum.
Even tho they’re hard to tame they deserve love and attention too and like to fly around your room to discover new things. Ofc they will return to the cage sooner or later.
They are smart little beepers and deserve the world, but can get easily stressed by humans if they don’t know them well.
Even tho they’re hard to tame they deserve love and attention too and like to fly around your room to discover new things. Ofc they will return to the cage sooner or later.
They are smart little beepers and deserve the world, but can get easily stressed by humans if they don’t know them well.
by BudgiesHaveFeelingsToo August 20, 2021
