Zombie Stroking 

-When a person has been up for at least three days masturbating while using Crystal Meth.

Yea last night was fun but I went home and been Zombie Stroking all night.

Zombie Stroking by EARTH/RABBIT March 19, 2011

Zombie Monkey 

When a movie has an extra bit at the end after the credits.
Named after the first Pirates of the Caribbean movie, (spoiler) when the monkey 'Jack' took a coin from the cursed chest at the very end of the credits.

Make sure to stay after the credits of that new movie, there's a zombie monkey you won't want to miss.

Zombie Monkey by AEHelephant July 6, 2011

Zombie Nation 

The group behind the song "Kernkraft 400". As a result, people mix up the song name with the band name.

Zombie Nation started as a German techno and electro pair of DJ's, Splank and Mooner. After Mooner left, Splank started going by Florian Senfter(birth name) and John Starlight. Zombie Nation released another album in 2006 called Black Toys with hit song "Booster" on its playlist.

Zombielicious follows with a March 2009 release in Germany.

Person 1: I love this song

Person 2: Yeah, its Zombie Nation by Kernkraft 400.

Person 1: The band is actually called Zombie Nation, the song is Kernkraft 400.

Zombie Nation by Gravy Spank March 3, 2009

Zombie Date

A date that has absolutely no meaning to at least one person partaking in it. This type of date is used in lieu of a usual romantic date. Its characterized by one person agreeing with everything the other person says, and trying their best to play the role of a good listener, a.k.a. the "Zombie" tactic. Their intent is to trick the other person into thinking they are are caring and attentive. The person does this in order to get laid and usually doesn't care about the other person's thoughts or feelings.

Oh my god, I can't believe Brian asked me out last night. He's so hot, I don't know what he could possibly see in me. I really hope it's not a zombie date.

Zombie Date by JJACK June 14, 2014

Zombie Safety Count 

Your personal "zombie safety count" is based upon how many full force swings you can make with either a bat or a machete against an upright, free-standing wood log. You swing the bat/machete against the log until you tire: the number of full-force swings is your "Zombie Safety Count", roughly how large a group of zombies you can effectively handle before you're overwhelmed.

The notion being that if a zombie apocalypse breaks out and you're not armed with a firearm, you're going to be swinging for the fences .... at least for a little while.

I went outside today with my bat, hit the log and realized my zombie safety count is rather low: 3 swings and my hands hurt beyond belief and I couldn't lift the bat any more. I'm dead meat.

Zombie Safety Count by Necropology October 17, 2012

Zombie Irony 

When the guy you left to get infected while you saved yourself comes back to bite you in the ass, quite literally.

Person A: Hey you remember we left Tony in that room to act as bait to lure the zombies away from us?
Person B: yeah, why?
Person A: Well he just turned up over there and bit me
Person B: That's some serious zombie Irony right there

Zombie Irony by White Fire May 28, 2010

zombie banks 

an institution which has a market worth of less than zero and is only able to operate with government guarantees; banks whose balance sheets are riddled with near-worthless investments; banks that cannot lend to credit-worthy customers

"(Government) should not be recapitalizing firms that should be shut down...(zombie banks) that made wrong decisions should fail."

zombie banks by buddhamoondog February 20, 2009